March 15, 2010

Mike Tyson and his pigeons will make their reality TV debut on Animal Planet
"Take on Tyson" will pit Tyson and his birds vs. the best pigeon-racing owners in New York.


Lady Gaga lets "Glee" use her songs, Coldplay and Bryan Adams say no

"We reached out to Lady Gaga and she said, 'Yes, I'd love to be a part of it,'" Ryan Murphy said at PaleyFest. "So we will be doing Lady Gaga this season." PLUS: "Glee" may supersize to 25 episodes next season.


TV Land Awards to honor "Glee," "Raymond" and "Charlie's Angels"

"Glee" has been named a future classic, while Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner will each receive the Legend Award.


Watch HBO's "Treme" trailer

The post-Katrina New Orleans drama from the makers of "The Wire."


"20/20" "investigates" "Bachelor" casting: STD tests, 800-question psych evals

"We need our fair share of villains every season," "The Bachelor" creator Mike Fleiss says in tonight's two-hour "news" special. "And now we're very careful in our casting…to develop characters that the audience is going to root for and root against."

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March 15, 2010

Conan rehearsing at the Laugh Factory
A sign outside the famous Sunset Strip club reads: "Laugh Factory offers Conan O’Brien 11:30 show every night." PLUS: "I'm with Coco" artist has a lot of money, thanks to Conan and Coco fan punks Jay Leno.


Jessica Simpson's "Price of Beauty' is like "The Amazing Race's" ugly Americans

Her VH1 show is mostly a vanity vehicle, featuring a celebrity needing something to do.


Aubrey Plaza: Amy Poehler is a "violent monster" on "Parks and Rec" set

"I cry everyday. Amy is really intimidating to work with," she jokes, adding: "It's a challenge, you know, to work with such horrible people. It's making me stronger."


Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jaime Kennedy break up

Last year, Kennedy confessed that "I'm in love!" with the "Ghost Whisperer" star.


Portia de Rossi: Ellen is struggling with "Idol" judging role

"She doesn’t judge people," Ellen's wife says. "She’s a very positive person. She doesn’t like to criticize, so it’s kind of a difficult role for her to play. She wants to give them good advice, but she also doesn’t want to be negative."

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ODDS & ENDS

March 15, 2010

David Schwimmer gets engaged to photographer two decades younger than him

HBO bringing "True Blood" back on June 13

Claim: Kate Gosselin is acting like a "total diva" on "Dancing"

"Survivor" Tom Westman: I was wrong about Cirie

Lackluster "SNL" saved by Jerry Seinfeld

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March 14, 2010

Larry David: Pretty, "pretty good chance" that "Curb" will be back
J.B. Smoove will also likely return for Season 7, which David teases might have a Toyota Prius storyline. PLUS: No "Curb" movie for David.


Peter Graves dies at 83

The star of the "Mission Impossible" TV series and, later, A&E's "Biography," died today at his home in the Pacific Palisades at age 83.


Pilots go to Mary Steenburgen, Xander Berkeley, Carly Pople

Also, "Reno 911's" Jerri Kenney and" "Dexter" alum David Ramsey have landed pilot roles.


Will Ferrell hires ex-"SNL"-ers Horatio Sanz & Chris Parnell

They'll play slacker Jon Heder's bad friends in a Comedy Central sitcom.


"SNL' hooks up Tina Fey & Justin Bieber

Fey (and her Sarah Palin impression) will join Bieber on the April 10 episode.


"Battlestar's" James Callis joins "Eureka"

"Dr. Gaius Baltar" will play another Syfy doctor.


USA picks up Sarah Shahi's "Facing Kate"

The "L Word" alum will play a mitigator in one of two new shows USA is offering this year.

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March 12, 2010

"South Park" tackles Tiger Woods — and his press conference
"It's such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak," says Matt Stone. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."


NBC teams with Bobby Flay to search for "America's Next Great Restaurant"

"Top Chef's" producers will helm this reality show in which a contestant not only will win a restaurant but a mentor in Flay.


Guy Pearce and Evan Rachel Wood join HBO's "Mildred Pierce"

The five-hour miniseries will also feature Melissa Leo.


Did Lady Gaga make E! the new MTV?

Lady Gaga picked E! and Ryan Seacrest over MTV to debut her new "Telephone" music video on Thursday night.


Cookbook author sues Jerry Seinfeld again over his "slander" on Letterman

"The Sneaky Chef" author Missy Lapine's first lawsuit for slander was thrown out in federal court. Now she's trying again in Manhattan's supreme court.


"Idol's" Todrick Hall lobbying for "Glee" role

"I'm making it my job now to be my personal campaign manager to get myself a role on Glee," he says. PLUS: Alex Lambert scarred by banana remark.

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March 12, 2010

Paul Schneider leaving "Parks and Rec" to pursue a film career
Mark Brendanawicz will still have a presence on the show through the rest of the season, and perhaps in future seasons, as Mike Schur explains: "In the end, it was a combination of us always knowing that the character would always leave some day, the timing of this movie, and then sort of feeling like, well, the way the character's gone…we were all on the same page here and we decided to write the character out."


Andy Milonakis raps against Jay Leno

The Jimmy Kimmel discovery says "Leno sucks …"


Rebecca Mader wasn't happy with her "Lost" axing

Will Charlotte be back for the final season?


Jude Law's "SNL" promos

Watch him with Pearl Jam and Fred Armisen.


Padma Lakshmi unveils her baby daughter

Check out three-week-old Krishna.


Chad Ochocinco going after ESPNers who criticize his reality shows

"which ever Espn analyst dogs me for my off~season projects at 6 o'clock its going to be WAR!!" the Cincinnati Bengal tweets.


E! reaches a new reality TV low with "Pretty Wild"

Pole dancing meets prayer circles in this reality show about a Playboy mom and her three "daughters," one of whom is accused of burglarizing celebrity homes.

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March 12, 2010

Report: NBC considers rescuing "24"
Twentieth Century Fox approached the Peacock, and wasn't turned down. NBC is said to be mulling taking Jack Bauer from Fox.


Kara DioGuardi's dad to run for Hillary Clinton's former U.S. Senate seat

Joe DioGuardi is seeking the Republican nomination for the New York seat currently held by Kirsten Gillibrand.


NBC taps Summer Glau for superhero drama "The Cape"

The former "Terminator" star has joined "The Cape" as a reporter who goes after corrupt cops and masked villains.


"High Society" star says she was scripted; CW denies it

Socialite Jules Kirby wrote on her Facebook about her offensive comments, "The show is scripted, and we are given lines and characters." CW's response: "With a show like this, it pretty much goes without saying that you can't write this stuff."


"Community's" Donald Glover does a dead-on Obama impression

So why didn't "SNL" hire the former "30 Rock" writer? (Read the NY Times' profile of Glover.)


Conan begins groupie auditions

"Knock twice on the white minivan."


Jennifer Aniston's next co-star is … Heidi Montag!?

The reality star is big-screen bound with a small role in "Just Go With It," a film also starring Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman.


Crystal Bowersox's baby daddy revealed?

His name is Tony, and he lives in Bosnia, according to Radar Online.


For her VH1 show, Jessica Simpson cracks up at a Buddhist monk

She couldn't help but laugh during mediation.

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March 12, 2010

Report: Conan O'Brien's muzzle comes off on May 1st
Conan will be able to partake in TV interviews starting on the 1st of May, according to Variety. So, who'll get his first interview? Will he go on Larry King? Will he fill in for Regis? PLUS: Introducing Conan's opening act, Reggie Watts.


MTV bans "Jersey Shore" cast from drinking

Apparently the network doesn't want any more boozing going on until Season 2 begins filming.


Betty White tour makes stop at "The Middle"

White will appear in the season finale, playing a school librarian.


At TNT, ordering "Breaking Bad" would've been a fireable offense

So says creator Vince Gilligan, who recalls having a "pleasurable" and "wonderful meeting" pitching his show to TNT. "They dug it," says Gilligan. But at the end of the meeting, says Gilligan, "they said, there's no way in hell they could buy this. They'd get fired if they bought this."


Gay couple out at "One Life to Live"

The marriage of Kyle and Fish didn't help the daytime soap.


"Band of Brothers," revisited

What happens when you marathon through all 10 episodes in one sitting.

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March 12, 2010

Madonna takes on Larry David on "Marriage Ref"
Last night's episode, which also featured Ricky Gervais, was quite a scene. "You're a man-hater," David told Madonna. To which she said: "I hate you." (Watch the full episode) PLUS: Jerry Seinfeld seems to be over-promoting "Ref."


"Degrassi" will air 4 new episodes a week as it adapts the Telenovela format

Season 10 will film at a faster, cheaper pace.


Watch the very first "Degrassi Junior High" episode

PBS has posted the pilot from Jan. 18, 1987 on YouTube.


Michael Vick to compete on Spike TV's "Pros vs. Joes"

Co-host Jay Glazer says Vick was one of the pro QBs at yesterday's taping.


"Skins" dumps its entire cast (again!) as its renewed for Seasons 5 and 6

This is the 2nd time the British drama has been entirely recast, so every two seasons it can re-focus on teenagers who are actually teenagers.


"30 Rock" mocks NBC-Comcast deal, with special guest Jack Welch

How did last night's episode stack up to real life?


Joan Rivers' latest reality show: "Mother Knows Best"

She and daughter Melissa will star in the WE TV series.

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March 12, 2010

Final 4 "Idol" losers suffered from Split Vote Syndrome
"The four ('Idol') dumped," explains Katherine Meizel, "all had potential and an enthusiastic fan base, but they might have suffered from a sort of Idol split vote syndrome, where crossover values and shared demographics become a disadvantage. Lilly and Crystal possibly divided the Lilith Fair vote (hey, Kelly Clarkson is slated to perform on the 2010 tour!), while Alex and Aaron were likely a tough choice for the tween set, as were Katie and the too-similarly named Katelyn … If there had been only Lilly, only Alex, and only Katelyn, I think each would have had a lock on his or her particular market."
Top 12 odds: Crystal is favorite, Paige Miles at bottom // Inside Top 12 party
Has "Idol" become too indie this season?
Kara: "Bikini Girl" stunt saved my "Idol" job // Jack Bauer vs. Bowersox
Jon Stewart unveils his Simon, Randy, Kara impressions
Alex Lambert had most potential // Which Roling Stones songs should they sing?


"Survivor's" Heroes have been unmasked as quite awful people

"Russell, crazy as he is, nailed it in the first episode when he said that now the heroes have turned into villains," says Rich Heldenfels. "Tom, who first time around was great at building a team, is now part of a bunch of people who cannot work together; it's the Beatles making the White Album."
Probst: Colby is NOT my buddy // Heroes = "Self-Righteous Chocolate Haters"


"Better Off Ted" creator: Please only write polite e-mails to ABC

"Then when the show returns," says Victor Fresco, "the makers of 'Ted' will do something nice for you! What about this: We'll mention each of your names on the show, one or two names per episode, for as long as we're on the air. That could be fun. Or not interesting at all."


Gen. Larry Platt sued over "Pants on the Ground"

A music company claims it got gypped after funding a studio version of the hit "Idol" song.


Is the "Twittercooler" responsible for boosting ratings for big TV events?

Twitter and Facebook have turned the Super Bowl and the Academy Awards into one big virtual living room.


It's back to Philly for "Kendra"

Kendra's hubby, Hank Baskett, has left the Indianapolis Colts after his Super Bowl snafu and rejoined the Philadelphia Eagles. PLUS: "Kendra" is writing her autobiography.

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March 12, 2010

"The Pacific" is as good as "Band of Brothers," but in a more grueling way
The Pacific theater was even worse than Europe, as Robert Bianco notes: "Those differences require a different approach to storytelling. You can't expect the same kind of plot cohesion in The Pacific as you found in Brothers; there is no structurally unifying drive to Berlin, no great overriding strategy to convey, and no single unit to follow. The Marines bonded, but they did not exactly "band"; the casualty rates were too high and the units too fluid for that kind of grouping to occur. Indeed, by the time the film hits midpoint, many of the men you've come to care about will be gone."
Where's the big picture? // "The Pacific" aims to please too many masters
John Seda is weak link // Did Ken Burns' "The War" scoop Hanks and Spielberg?
Behind the scenes // Spielberg: "We needed to acquit the other side of the world"
William Sadler has new respect for his 87-year-old WWII vet dad


Tyler Labine's role is stolen on "Sons of Tucson"

The Fox sitcom forces Labine to play the straight man, an unusual role for the actor. While his co-stars get all the best lines, Mike Hale notes, "The talented Mr. Labine is left to play the same pratfalling sitcom father we’ve seen a thousand times before, albeit one who forgets what his last name is supposed to be and has to sleep in the tool shed behind his not-sons’ suburban manse."
"Sons" is filled with bad decisions // Meet its "Malcolm" director

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ODDS & ENDS

March 12, 2010

Nigel Lythgoe: The best pick to replace Simon Cowell is Elton John

Report: Charlie Sheen ready for plea bargain

Amy Ryan: I have no more "Office" plans

"Gilligan's Island's" Tina Louise gets a TCM tribute on Sunday

"High Society" tanks on CW with just 1.26 million viewers

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