July 2009

Cops question gun-wielding Zachary Quinto
The "Heroes" star was out filming a Funny or Die video, yelling "This is a goddamn hold up."

Check out "Californication's" new trailer and poster
Season 3 sees Hank Moody as a college instructor.

"Real World" star quits "Big Brother" UK after just 2 days
Isaac Stout's girlfriend Noirin was evicted from "BBBUK" tonight, so he decided to join her outside the house. PLUS: Watch his embarrassing video.

Omarosa apologizes, admits she's at the "top of reality" with 20+ shows
"The Apprentice" star will be back on TV this fall, on the TV One series "Life After."

Jaime Pressly gets engaged
The former "My Name is Earl" star is set to marry entertainment lawyer Simran Singh.

K-Fed already filming a reality TV pilot
According to People, the show will revolve around his life as a father of four — this despite word that Kevin Federline began shooting the pilot in Las Vegas' Hard Rock Casino.

"The Bachelor" No. 2 getting married
Aaron Buerge, who appeared on the 2nd "Bachelor" in fall 2002, has found his true love.

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Tyra Banks gets a "Gossip Girl" cameo
The CW cross-promotion will take place sometime during Season 3.

ESPN measuring the "arousal" of viewers
At the Disney Media & Advertising Lab in Austin, viewers are hooked with electrodes that measure their eye movements, heart rate and skin perspiration while watching TV.

John Barrowman to "Desperate Housewives"?
The "Torchwood" star says he's meeting with the show's producers about a possible role.

Kara DioGuardi's "Idol" deal was sealed weeks ago
She's expected to be in Denver next week for "Idol" auditions.

Report: "The Beautiful Life" has given Mischa Barton a "sober coach"
A "sobriety counselor" will apparently follow Barton around to make sure stays out of trouble. PLUS: Barton began filming "TBL" this morning.

"Hammertime" star arrested on Twitter rape charge
M.C. Hammer's cousin, Lyin' Marv, a star of the A&E reality show, allegedly raped a woman he met on Twitter.

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TV critics decline to grill TLC about "Jon & Kate"
TLC's president "shoved a pacifier into the mouths of TV critics" yesterday by reading a "statement" about her controversial show, according to Lisade Moraes. "Sadly," she adds, "it worked," and critics didn't follow up with any questions. PLUS: Will TLC allow Jon Gosselin to star in his own single dad reality show?

NYPD called after 4 MTV stars joke about kidnapping Letterman
Cops responded to four  Canadian college students who were filming a bit for the MTV series "The Buried Life," a show about completing a bucket list. One of the list items was to tell a joke on late-night TV, which is why the students were out in front of "The Late Show" yesterday trying to grab some attention with their kidnapping joke.

"Bachelorette" refuses to say how many bachelors she actually slept with
Jillian gasped when Anderson Cooper asked her the burning question. PLUS: Reid is still single.

Getting Jessica Simpson reality TV-ready may cost $25,000 an episode
A source tells Page Six: "She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo's."

Will E!'s "The Lamas Life" address the affair between ex-wife and son?
Lorenzo Lamas declined to comment on a report that his son slept with his former wife, former Playboy model Shauna Sand.

ABC's "Defying Gravity" really is "Grey's Anatomy" in outer space
Which is why it's no coincidence that "Gravity" was created by a "Grey's" executive producer. How "Grey's"-like it it? Heather Havrilesky sums it up: "Cute astronauts fall in love. Cute astronauts question authority. Cute astronauts lose their cute little minds. Cute astronauts re-enact the last floaty lovemaking scene from 'Moonraker.'" PLUS: "Defying Gravity" vs. "Virtuality."

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Bomb squad called outside Oprah's studio

HBO immune from the bad economy: Subscribers aren't fleeing

People magazine prepped "Saved by the Bell" reunion more than 1 year ago

It's Jon Stamos & Cloris Leachman making out from the Bob Saget roast

Photo spread shows Roseanne as Adolf Hitler

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Reunited "Seinfeld" cast unveiled
HBO released a photo of the "Seinfeld" cast reuniting for "Curb Your Enthusiasm" for today's press tour seesion, and the cast looks like they haven't really aged that much. As Larry David explained, each "Seinfeld" cast member will appear in various episodes throughout the fall ("Curb" returns Sept. 20). "You'll get an idea of what happened (to the 'Seinfeld' characters) 11 years later. Within the show, it will be incorporated into regular 'Curb' episodes," he says. What about Michael Richards' racial tirade? will it be incorporated on "Curb"? "It's possible," says David. PLUS: Larry David watches "Gossip Girl" with his daughters, but he likely won't make the same cameo that he did on "Hannah Montana."

HBO renews "True Blood," "Hung," "Entourage"
"Flight of the Conchords" and "No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency" are still awaiting a pickup, though "Conchords" is likely to come back for a third season. PLUS: "Big Love" returns in January, the "Band of Brothers" follow-up "The Pacific" debuts in March, David Simon's "Treme" premieres in April and HBO says "In Treatment" isn't dead yet.

Jessica Simpson scrambles reality show shooting after Tony Romo breakup
Turns out she had planned to film "The Price of Beauty" around Tony Romo's Dallas Cowboys schedule.

Claim: "More to Love" bachelor has a skinny past!
Did Luke Conley lie? Here are alleged pics of "The Fatchelor" star looking like a stud in high school.

"Privileged" creator says shame on CW for racy "Melrose Place" promos
Rina Mimoun says of the sexy posters, on Twitter: "officially cannot believe that a network run by a woman, programming for YOUNG GIRLS, celebrates The New Hump Day. Shame on everyone."

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HBO won't show "Hung's" penis — at least not yet
The show's producers apparently don't want to let anyone down.

Joey Lauren Adams joins "United States of Tara"
The "Chasing Amy" star will play a funny and warm barmaid.

Emmys admits pretaped awards are aimed at boosting ratings
"We're trying to make the Emmys more relevant to mainstream viewers," says exec producer Don Mischer. PLUS: Will Oscars follow suit?

Pretaped awards may affect the Emmy red carpet
Attendeees will likely have to be seated an hour early for the taping of the awards.

HBO "disappointed" with pretaped Emmys
HBO officials think the TV academy's decision seemed to be "focused on recognizing broadcast television."

"Ugly Betty" may get a glamorous new makeover
ABC is testing whether audiences will like a far classier version of Betty Suarez.

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Report: Dominic Monaghan will return for 3 "Lost" episodes
But will his character Charlie still be alive?

Edward Norton: My HBO Obama doc won't be harmed by declining poll numbers
"I don't think anything will diminish the achievement of his election. … It was a singular moment in American history," he says.

"Bones" and "Lie to Me" may do a crossover episode
Will Booth and Brennan work on a case with Lightman?

Will the octuplets actually appear on Octomom's reality show?
Nadya Suleman's lawyer suggests that the little ones won't be filmed.

Robin Williams' HBO standup now includes Twitter jokes
Though he hasn't been tweeting on his Twitter page, Williams joked at press tour: “Is it proper etiquette to Twitter during sex? ‘OMG. OMG.’”

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"Jon & Kate" dumps the couch
"The iconic couch is gone, and replaced by separate interview chairs for Jon and Kate," TLC boss Eileen O'Neill tells critics of the post-separation "Jon & Kate." Starting with Monday's episode, she says, "You will see them separately parenting. You'll see Kate put a tent up in the backyard and see Jon struggle in the kitchen trying to make pizza for his kids." PLUS: TLC will show Jon & Kate dating other people.

Amy Poehler returning to "Weekend Update" — on Thursdays only
She'll join Seth Meyers on the season's first two editions of "Weekend Update Thursday."

Paula Abdul says she's getting her "Idol" deal done
She just tweeted: "I've been quiet as we are trying to work out details of how I can return to Idol." She added: "I hope you understand I can only return to Idol if the deal is fair."

Conan falls to another new low
"The Tonight Show" may lead in the all-important 18-49 viewers, but Conan O'Brien's ratings are plummeting each week. And the result is that Jimmy Fallon's ratings are starting to suffer.

Courtney Love accuses "Gossip's" Taylor Momsen of stealing her look and music
Love wrote on Twitter: "Why does Taylor Whatsit deeply disturb me and why is the Blonde one from the verons or whatever they are called wearing my actual clothes?"

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Emmy plans  to prerecord 8 of the 28 awards
Only the acceptance speech will be shown on TV in categories ranging from outstanding movie and miniseries to writing for dramatic series.

People mag came up with "Saved by the Bell" reunion before Jimmy Fallon
So says Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who tells Newsweek of the People magazine "Saved" reunion: "Jimmy has never gone into detail about what he has in mind for the reunion," Gosselaar says. "I'm more for a reunion if we're completely in character and we can do a skit about it." Gosselaar also talks about the "disaster" of Screech, and his tell-all book. Plus, he says he was inspired to embrace his Zack Morris past thanks to Neil Patrick Harris doing the same in the "Harold & Kumar" movies.

Ex-NBC president predicts that Jay Leno will be moved to 10:30
BBC America boss Garth Ancier, who ran NBC early this decade, thinks the local newscasts will eventually move to 10 o'clock, providing a lead-in for "The Jay Leno Show."

More TV viewers are using Web video to sub for cable
About 22% of Americans polled by the Pew Research Center said they either cut back on cable or canceled it altogether.

Late-night hosts aren't shying away from Harvard prof's racially charged arrest
For instance, last night Conan introduced: Blue & Black Lager.

TLC's boss describes her 1st year as "heaven and hell"
Ratings under Eileen O'Neill's leadership have jumped 43% thanks to "Jon & Kate" and "Cake Boss." Problem is her biggest hit show is under scrutiny from the tabloid press.

Whatever happened to "America's Got Talent's" 1st winner?
Bianca Ryan is now 14 and recording a new album.

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Will fat people get their own "Lard Channel"?
Jimmy Kimmel tries to envision a channel devoted exclusively to the overweight.

Why doesn't more cooking shows = more cooking?
The rise of the food network and TV chefs hasn't led many viewers to get their butts off the couch and cook, says Michael Pollan. He writes of "Julia's Children": "Here’s what I don’t get: How is it that we are so eager to watch other people browning beef cubes on screen but so much less eager to brown them ourselves?"

"Jon & Kate" is back next week, with a glimpse of Kate in a bikini
She shows off her 2006 tummy tuck in the first brand-new episode in six weeks. PLUS: Why it's good to obsess about "Jon & Kate."

Watch "Real World Sydney's" Isaac shake up the "Big Brother" UK house
Isaac Stout, who last night became a "Big Brother" UK housemate and reunited with his ex from "The Real World," says he'll bring an "I do not give a f–k attitude" to the British reality show.

Coming soon: "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" video games
The cross-platform games will provide an interactive experience for fans of "The Bachelor" franchise.

"The Bachelorette" is working on getting her green card before moving in with Ed
Jillian is planning to live in Chicago, but their wedding will likely take place in Canada. PLUS: Kiptyn "blindsided."

Atlanta "Real Housewives" returns, with an emotional new housewife
Kandi Burruss, a former member of the musical group Xscape, says "I did a lot of crying" on the show. She also confesses that she "bumped heads" with NeNe Leakes. "I had a moment toward the end of taping that just kind of got out of control," she says. PLUS: Check out pics from the premiere party.

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Kelsey Grammer believes he can talk to the dead

Police arrest male middle-aged crazed Miley Cyrus fan

Jeremy Piven drops the F-bomb live on CNN's Web site

Baltimore museum ends "The Wire" exhibit showcasing 150 props

Is "True Blood's" Tru Blood energy drink tasty?

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NBC remaking "The Rockford Files"
"House" creator David Shore will redo Stephen J. Cannel's classic '70s drama that starred James Garner. "It's one of the shows that made me want to become a writer," says Shore. "I had no interest in adapting any old stuff, but this was the one exception." He plans to stick with much of the old premise, with Rockford still living in L.A. "What makes 'Rockford' timeless is that he's vulnerable, he's flawed. He's used to hustling and getting hustled," Shore says. "Sometimes he's a hero and sometimes he runs away."

William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's tweets like they're poetry
Conan today had Shatner tackle the former Alaska governor's Twitter account.

Nickelodeon is retiring its "splat" logo
The cable channel will debut a new logo as part of its first makeover since launching in 1984. The new image will unite Nick with Nick at Nite, Nicktoons, Nick Jr. and TeenNick.

Diane Keaton gets her own HBO comedy
She'll play a feminist icon in a show from "Buffy" alum Marti Noxon.

Donal Logue joins "The Shield" creator's FX "Terriers"
He'll play a P.I. with maturity issues.

MTV's new shows are more optimistic
The cable channel of "The Hills" and Paris Hilton hopes to spread a more aspirational message with "Gone Too Far," starring DJ AM, and "The Buried Life."

USA makes Christopher Gorham a CIA agent
He'll join Piper Perabo in "Covert Affairs."

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Joan Rivers slams Jay Leno
"I think it's brilliant that they put Leno on at 10 p.m. because America can get bored more easily and go to sleep earlier," she told critics.  "It will be nice for the Midwest because their crops will be greener." Rivers also had a few choice words for her "Celebrity Apprentice" rival, calling Annie Duke "Annie Douche." “I’m still in this business at age 197, and am still relevant," she also joked to critics.

Erin Andrews' depressing 911 call released
"I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like f—ing Britney Spears and it sucks," she says after a paparazzo appears outside her house. (Listen to the 911 call)

Screech's "Saved by the Bell" tell-all will be published after getting dropped
Gotham Books dropped "Behind the Bell" three months ago. But a new publisher has bought the rights and plans to release Dustin Diamond's book on Sept. 29. "This book is freaking incredible!" says Screech's agent.

Sydney "Real World"-er is now a full-fledged "Big Brother" UK housemate
"Daddy's back!" Isaac Stout shouted upon entry tonight into the "BBUK" house. Producers put him on the show because he dated housemate Noirin Kelly, who has had to fend off three potential lovers in the house. But their reunion may be short-lived as Noirin (seen here cuddling with Isaac in the "BB" house) is poised to be evicted this Friday. (Watch Noirin meet Isaac on "The Real World.")

Report: Kara DioGuardi will definitely return to "Idol"
"Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts," a source tells E!. "Done. She will be back."

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"The Hills" sets a premiere date
The Lauren Conrad-less season debuts Sept. 29.

BBC America's "The Inbetweeners" is a "poorer version of Judd Apatow"
The teen comedy likes to swear a lot, with gratuitous jokes about "your mum."

Franka Potente visits "House"
The "Run Lola Run" star will appear in the two-hour season premiere.

G4 searching for an "American Ninja Warrior"
The spinoff of the Japanese import "Ninja Warrior" will send 10 American Ninja wannabes to Japan to compete against each other.

Matt Damon joins the History channel
The actor was promoting his new documentary, "The People Speak," in which he, Marisa Tomei and other celebs perform famous speeches, diaries and important documents.

Farrah Fawcett gets the "E! True Hollywood" treatment
Her documentary debuts on Aug. 5.

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Keith Carradine joins "Crash" as a '60s rock musician
He'll be joined by actress Valerie Perrine, who will play an aging knockout.

"Mad Men" finds advertiser via Twitter
A company called Eight O'Clock Coffee ended up sponsoring the show thanks to the micro-blogging service.

"Idol" victim Alexis Cohen was drunk, alleged hit-and-run driver claims
"We're going to put a blanket not guilty plea on all counts," says the attorney for Daniel Bark, who stands accused of killing the "Idol" auditioner.

Check out "WWII in HD"
Is History channel's new HD documentary really all that different from "Hitler in Color" or "World War II in Color"?

"Bachelorette" is writing a hot dog dating book
Says Jillian: "I'm trying to write something kind of cute and funny about the whole hot dog theory and my dating life and the different guys I've dated and how I came up with the theory."

Starz promises lots of over-the-top "Spartacus" nudity
Male actors were fitted with a prosthetic, nicknamed "the Kirk Douglas." But will Lucy Lawless appear nude? "I'm afraid so," she said, before qualifying her statement by saying she hasn't been filmed totally naked.

ESPN adds more "30 for 30" directors
Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze, Ice Cube and Morgan Freeman will be among the filmmakers included in the project.

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"Burn Notice" and "Royal Pains" renewed
Both shows have fueled USA's Thursday nights. PLUS: How did USA transform itself?

Mischa Barton is looking a lot better after hospitalization
Check out photographs of "The Beautiful Life" star yesterday before flying out to New York to start production on the show.

TV Guide Network puts Carrie Ann Inaba & Chris Harrison on the red carpet
The "Dancing" judge and "The Bachelor" host replace Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone on the red carpet, starting with the Emmys.

Will HBO sue Bravo over Bethenny Frankel's "Skinny & the City" reality show?
HBO has been known to be very sensitive about anything with "and the city" attached to it.

Alfre Woodard joins "Three Rivers"
She replaces Julia Ormond in the role of Dr. Sophia Jordan.

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Tiffani Thiessen: I'm too busy for Jimmy Fallon's "Saved by the Bell" reunion
Watch the 35-year-old actress explain that she has a "sh*t ton of stuff going on." PLUS: People reunites "Saved" cast — minus Screech — on its cover.

"CSI" is open to Grissom returning, too
Though there are currently no plans to bring Grissom back, "CSI" producers have revealed that Sara and Grissom have …

Michael Jackson ratings are finally tapering off
The evening entertainment shows are starting to see their ratings return to normal.

"Shaq Vs." takes on the WWE
Shaquille O'Neill got in the ring this week with the Big Show for his ABC reality show. PLUS: Shaq challenges David Beckham.

Jordin Sparks: "Keep Paula"
The "Idol" champ says: "If she's not there, I think, for the contestants, it will be a lot more stressful than usual."

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Watch an ex-Marine curse out Gordon Ramsay on "Hell's Kitchen"
"F*** you, f*** you, you ain't nothing but a bitch."

Lindsay Lohan's career is so down she's tweeting about "SYTYCD"
"OMG i just met Mia Michaels," she wrote yesterday on her Twitter page.

Jimmy Kimmel transforms into a talking chimp
Watch him try to freak out some kids. (Watch Part 2)

Jon Hamm sounds like Don Draper at "Mad Men's" AMC party
"Buddy, I don't know if they had class back then," he said in answer to a question about the show reflecting the classy '60s. "I can send you a couple of links of stuff where guys are berating their wives for making their coffee badly. What I think happened in the '60s is I think irony happened. And the idea of selling non-earnestly became cool. And obviously that's not a mistake that that's when the baby boomers started getting 18. We're seeing a lot of it now, we're seeing these cool hipsters, man …"
January Jones is too skinny for her "Mad" clothes // What's with the pasties?
Lots of smoking at "Mad" party // "Mad" stars are told: "Don’t tell your mother…"

"Bachelorette" host denies Ed bias, says Reid's return was "very tough decision"
"I told Jillian once she narrowed it down to the final three she really couldn't go wrong," says Chris Harrison. "All three guys were good men and a good fit for her in their own way. That's what made this one of the toughest decisions I've seen a Bachelorette ever have to make."
Jillian moving to Chicago // Jillian delivered big ratings // Ed & Jillian blog thank you's

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Jon Gosselin pulls out a (pocket) knife on paparazzi

Madame Tussauds to immortalize Ryan Seacrest and "Idol" judges in wax

Watch the "Heroes" Season 4 trailer

Carrie Ann Inaba is now Twittering your "Dancing" questions

Man accused of killing for diamond-encrusted Bamm-Bamm jewelry

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