Wednesday, July 29, 2009

July 29, 2009

NBC remaking "The Rockford Files"
"House" creator David Shore will redo Stephen J. Cannel's classic '70s drama that starred James Garner. "It's one of the shows that made me want to become a writer," says Shore. "I had no interest in adapting any old stuff, but this was the one exception." He plans to stick with much of the old premise, with Rockford still living in L.A. "What makes 'Rockford' timeless is that he's vulnerable, he's flawed. He's used to hustling and getting hustled," Shore says. "Sometimes he's a hero and sometimes he runs away."


William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's tweets like they're poetry

Conan today had Shatner tackle the former Alaska governor's Twitter account.


Nickelodeon is retiring its "splat" logo

The cable channel will debut a new logo as part of its first makeover since launching in 1984. The new image will unite Nick with Nick at Nite, Nicktoons, Nick Jr. and TeenNick.


Diane Keaton gets her own HBO comedy

She'll play a feminist icon in a show from "Buffy" alum Marti Noxon.


Donal Logue joins "The Shield" creator's FX "Terriers"

He'll play a P.I. with maturity issues.


MTV's new shows are more optimistic

The cable channel of "The Hills" and Paris Hilton hopes to spread a more aspirational message with "Gone Too Far," starring DJ AM, and "The Buried Life."


USA makes Christopher Gorham a CIA agent

He'll join Piper Perabo in "Covert Affairs."

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July 29, 2009

Joan Rivers slams Jay Leno
"I think it's brilliant that they put Leno on at 10 p.m. because America can get bored more easily and go to sleep earlier," she told critics.  "It will be nice for the Midwest because their crops will be greener." Rivers also had a few choice words for her "Celebrity Apprentice" rival, calling Annie Duke "Annie Douche." “I’m still in this business at age 197, and am still relevant," she also joked to critics.


Erin Andrews' depressing 911 call released

"I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like f—ing Britney Spears and it sucks," she says after a paparazzo appears outside her house. (Listen to the 911 call)


Screech's "Saved by the Bell" tell-all will be published after getting dropped

Gotham Books dropped "Behind the Bell" three months ago. But a new publisher has bought the rights and plans to release Dustin Diamond's book on Sept. 29. "This book is freaking incredible!" says Screech's agent.


Sydney "Real World"-er is now a full-fledged "Big Brother" UK housemate

"Daddy's back!" Isaac Stout shouted upon entry tonight into the "BBUK" house. Producers put him on the show because he dated housemate Noirin Kelly, who has had to fend off three potential lovers in the house. But their reunion may be short-lived as Noirin (seen here cuddling with Isaac in the "BB" house) is poised to be evicted this Friday. (Watch Noirin meet Isaac on "The Real World.")


Report: Kara DioGuardi will definitely return to "Idol"

"Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts," a source tells E!. "Done. She will be back."

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July 29, 2009

"The Hills" sets a premiere date
The Lauren Conrad-less season debuts Sept. 29.


BBC America's "The Inbetweeners" is a "poorer version of Judd Apatow"

The teen comedy likes to swear a lot, with gratuitous jokes about "your mum."


Franka Potente visits "House"

The "Run Lola Run" star will appear in the two-hour season premiere.


G4 searching for an "American Ninja Warrior"

The spinoff of the Japanese import "Ninja Warrior" will send 10 American Ninja wannabes to Japan to compete against each other.


Matt Damon joins the History channel

The actor was promoting his new documentary, "The People Speak," in which he, Marisa Tomei and other celebs perform famous speeches, diaries and important documents.


Farrah Fawcett gets the "E! True Hollywood" treatment

Her documentary debuts on Aug. 5.

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July 29, 2009

Keith Carradine joins "Crash" as a '60s rock musician
He'll be joined by actress Valerie Perrine, who will play an aging knockout.


"Mad Men" finds advertiser via Twitter

A company called Eight O'Clock Coffee ended up sponsoring the show thanks to the micro-blogging service.


"Idol" victim Alexis Cohen was drunk, alleged hit-and-run driver claims

"We're going to put a blanket not guilty plea on all counts," says the attorney for Daniel Bark, who stands accused of killing the "Idol" auditioner.


Check out "WWII in HD"

Is History channel's new HD documentary really all that different from "Hitler in Color" or "World War II in Color"?


"Bachelorette" is writing a hot dog dating book

Says Jillian: "I'm trying to write something kind of cute and funny about the whole hot dog theory and my dating life and the different guys I've dated and how I came up with the theory."


Starz promises lots of over-the-top "Spartacus" nudity

Male actors were fitted with a prosthetic, nicknamed "the Kirk Douglas." But will Lucy Lawless appear nude? "I'm afraid so," she said, before qualifying her statement by saying she hasn't been filmed totally naked.


ESPN adds more "30 for 30" directors

Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze, Ice Cube and Morgan Freeman will be among the filmmakers included in the project.

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July 29, 2009

"Burn Notice" and "Royal Pains" renewed
Both shows have fueled USA's Thursday nights. PLUS: How did USA transform itself?


Mischa Barton is looking a lot better after hospitalization

Check out photographs of "The Beautiful Life" star yesterday before flying out to New York to start production on the show.


TV Guide Network puts Carrie Ann Inaba & Chris Harrison on the red carpet

The "Dancing" judge and "The Bachelor" host replace Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone on the red carpet, starting with the Emmys.


Will HBO sue Bravo over Bethenny Frankel's "Skinny & the City" reality show?

HBO has been known to be very sensitive about anything with "and the city" attached to it.


Alfre Woodard joins "Three Rivers"

She replaces Julia Ormond in the role of Dr. Sophia Jordan.

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July 29, 2009

Tiffani Thiessen: I'm too busy for Jimmy Fallon's "Saved by the Bell" reunion
Watch the 35-year-old actress explain that she has a "sh*t ton of stuff going on." PLUS: People reunites "Saved" cast — minus Screech — on its cover.


"CSI" is open to Grissom returning, too

Though there are currently no plans to bring Grissom back, "CSI" producers have revealed that Sara and Grissom have …


Michael Jackson ratings are finally tapering off

The evening entertainment shows are starting to see their ratings return to normal.


"Shaq Vs." takes on the WWE

Shaquille O'Neill got in the ring this week with the Big Show for his ABC reality show. PLUS: Shaq challenges David Beckham.


Jordin Sparks: "Keep Paula"

The "Idol" champ says: "If she's not there, I think, for the contestants, it will be a lot more stressful than usual."

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July 29, 2009

Watch an ex-Marine curse out Gordon Ramsay on "Hell's Kitchen"
"F*** you, f*** you, you ain't nothing but a bitch."


Lindsay Lohan's career is so down she's tweeting about "SYTYCD"

"OMG i just met Mia Michaels," she wrote yesterday on her Twitter page.


Jimmy Kimmel transforms into a talking chimp

Watch him try to freak out some kids. (Watch Part 2)


Jon Hamm sounds like Don Draper at "Mad Men's" AMC party

"Buddy, I don't know if they had class back then," he said in answer to a question about the show reflecting the classy '60s. "I can send you a couple of links of stuff where guys are berating their wives for making their coffee badly. What I think happened in the '60s is I think irony happened. And the idea of selling non-earnestly became cool. And obviously that's not a mistake that that's when the baby boomers started getting 18. We're seeing a lot of it now, we're seeing these cool hipsters, man …"
January Jones is too skinny for her "Mad" clothes
// What's with the pasties?
Lots of smoking at "Mad" party // "Mad" stars are told: "Don’t tell your mother…"


"Bachelorette" host denies Ed bias, says Reid's return was "very tough decision"

"I told Jillian once she narrowed it down to the final three she really couldn't go wrong," says Chris Harrison. "All three guys were good men and a good fit for her in their own way. That's what made this one of the toughest decisions I've seen a Bachelorette ever have to make."
Jillian moving to Chicago // Jillian delivered big ratings // Ed & Jillian blog thank you's

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ODDS & ENDS

July 29, 2009

Jon Gosselin pulls out a (pocket) knife on paparazzi

Madame Tussauds to immortalize Ryan Seacrest and "Idol" judges in wax

Watch the "Heroes" Season 4 trailer

Carrie Ann Inaba is now Twittering your "Dancing" questions

Man accused of killing for diamond-encrusted Bamm-Bamm jewelry

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