November 2009

November 12, 2009

Report: The Who to rock Super Bowl halftime
According to Sports Illustrated, the legendary rock band will perform at the Super Bowl on Feb. 7 on CBS. Which would make sense since CBS' uses The Who songs as theme songs for "CSI," "CSI: Miami" and "CSI:NY." The NFL won't confirm The Who's performance, however. "When we have something to announce, we'll announce it," says an NFL spokesperson.


Carrie Prejean tries to storm out of "inappropriate" Larry King interview

"Larry, it's completely confidential and you're being inappropriate," said the former Miss California, before taking off her mike.


Kimora Lee Simmons: "Top Model" judge?

CW is denying it, but according to the NY Daily News, Tyra recruited her "frenemy" Kimora to sit in as a judge next season to prove she can get along with others.


Stephen Colbert vs. "Sesame Street"

"The Colbert Report" last night lashed out at "Sesame," calling it "the most insidious socialist brainwashing program in our nation’s history."


Sharon Osbourne apologizes for mocking Susan Boyle

"Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and I took advantage of that by poking fun at her," Osbourne said on Twitter of her "cheap laugh."

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November 11, 2009

Joss Whedon responds to "Dollhouse's" cancelation
"I don't have a lot to say," he wrote on fan blog Whedonesque, adding:  "I'm off to pursue internet ventures/binge drinking. Possibly that relaxation thing I've read so much about." PLUS: Final episode of "Dollhouse" to air Jan. 22.


Oprah: Sarah Palin and I talked about everything

Levi Johnston, her marriage, everything. PLUS: Palin talk show might still happen.


Jon Gosselin accuses TLC of violating child labor laws in countersuit

Court papers also show that the Gosselins were initially paid $2,000 an episode.


"Sesame Street" pays tribute to Google with "oogle"

Yes, there is mutual love between the two brands.


Fox's "Our Little Genius" pits smart kids against each other

The Mark Burnett game show will offer a prize of $500,000 for child age 6 through 12 who's the smartest.


Syfy tries a sitcom with "Outer Space Astronauts"

The five-episode series premieres next month combining live-action and 2D and 3D animation technology.


American woman allegedly stalking Susan Boyle

The "Got Talent" star was reportedly "shaken up" after the woman showed up at her home, and was intercepted by her bodyguards.

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November 11, 2009

CBS News isn't holding back on Letterman case
"The Early Show" has offered comprehensive reports about the former CBS News employee accused of extorting Dave.


Kim Kardashian makes herself ugly for "Secret Celebrity"

Check her out with unflattering face and hair.


"Trauma" wraps up filming in Oakland

The city across the bay tonight will portray San Francisco.


Kellie Pickler becomes a redhead

The "Idol" star debuted her new hair at the CMAs.


Ron Livingston marries "Standoff" co-star Rosemarie DeWitt

The pair met while filming the 2006 Fox series. DeWitt has also appeared on "United States of Tara" and "Mad Men" as Don Draper's mistress.


It's a boy for Ashley Jensen

The former "Ugly Betty" star who currently can be seen on "Accidentally Purpose" welcomed baby boy Francis on Oct. 20.


Al Gore TV fires 80 as it undergoes an MTV-style makeover

Current TV will begin airing longer shows instead of short videos.

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November 11, 2009

"Dollhouse" canceled
All of this season's 13 episodes will air, but Fox has told Joss Whedon that "Dollhouse" won't be renewed.


Jeff Zucker will inexplicably lead the joint Comcast/NBC venture

The man who led NBC into the ground will continue to stay at the helm.


Reality TV has ruined television — and America!

"The influence of Reality TV has been insidious, pervasive," James Wolcott complains in Vanity Fair. He goes on to list the damage reality is responsible for: 1) Reality TV has lowered network property values, 2) Reality TV has annihilated the classic documentary, 3) Reality TV wages class warfare and promotes proletarian exploitation, 4) Reality TV has debased the time-honored art of bad acting, 5) Reality TV encourages and rewards vulgar, selfish, antisocial, pissy-pants behavior and 6) Reality TV gives voyeurism a dirty name.


"V" viewers flee from 2nd episode

About 26% of last week's viewers fled the sci-fi series. PLUS: Why "V's" mothership doesn't make sense.


Jon Gosselin unveils his comedy acting chops in Funny Or Die video

Watch the "Jon & Kate" star poke fun at himself by going back in time.


Parents TV Council is apparently disappointed by "Gossip Girl" threesome

The conservative watchdog acknowledged that "there was no explicit sex scene" on Monday's episode, but is anxious to see what the CW will air next week.


"Hank" yanked

Kelsey Grammer's ABC comedy has been canceled, but it's unclear if the remaining episodes will air. PLUS: Grammer rejected porn role.


"Sh*t My Dad Says" Twitterer is a wannabe scriptwriter — he didn't polish his dad's tweets

"The most that I'll do is change a word here or there to make it fit in the 140 (characters allotted by Twitter)," says 29-year-old Justin Halpern, who says he recorded some of his dad's words as proof.

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November 11, 2009

Tonight's "Glee" is a game-changer of an episode
"This episode is the turning point for the show," says Ryan Murphy. "Certainly, after this, it remains a comedy, and it’s fun. But writing this made me feel the responsibility of showing the truth of the pain that outcasts go through. It’s not all razzle-dazzle show business. It’s tough, and it’s painful, and it was for me growing up, and it is for most people." PLUS: Chris Colfer won't say if he's gay in real life.


Speedskaters Apolo Ohno and Shani Davis won't wear Stephen Colbert's patches

The $202,000 shot in the arm that Colbert has provided U.S. speedskating, the two high-profile Olympic medalists have declined to wear the Colbert Nation patch, which is probably why Davis wasn't mentioned on Monday's Colbert profiling the sport.


Judge Wapner returning to "The People's Court" for his 90th birthday

Joseph Wapner is also celebrating his new Hollywood Walk of Fame star.


"Nine" movie will be embedded in a bunch of ABC shows

The Weinstein Co. film will become a "Dancing with the Stars" dance number, plus it will be written into "All My Children," "One Life to Live" and "General Hospital."


Food Network to showcase the "Worst Cooks in America"

The five-episode competition series debuts next year with host Anne Burrell.


Report: Lindsay Price dumps Josh Radnor

The canceled "Eastwick" star apparently broke it off with the "How I Met Your Mother's" Radnor over different lifestyles. The two first met on the "HIMYM" set.


Is George Lopez overemphasizing race?

"Lopez Tonight" seems to hit you over the head with the fact that Lopez is indeed Chicano.

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November 11, 2009

Watch James Franco on "General Hospital"
Here's a sneak peek at his guest stint.


"Real World's" Ryan Conklin "Returns to Duty" tonight on MTV

Tonight's Veteran's Day special highlights the distance between us and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


"Eastwick" producer upset he won't be able to wrap things up

“We’re smack in the middle of several insanely juicy stories," says Maggie Friedman. “And so we do not get a chance to wrap things up in a bow. Which is killing me.”


Spike TV promoting a college football TV drama

"Blue Mountain State" is selling itself by lobbying to gets its fictional football star a fictional Heisman.


"Gossip Girl" Serena's "aspirational" hairstyle is all the rage

Salons have been fielding requests for the hairstyle featuring "extra long, ultra-shiny blond with a mussed-up tussle frolicking through the ends."


"Smallville's" Justice Society to become a TV movie

The two-episode special will be combined together on Jan. 29.


NBC shows are going green all next week

Most shows will offer an environmental message next week, from "The Biggest Loser" to the "30 Rock" episode featuring Al Gore.


Winona Ryder signs on for CBS TV movie

She'll join Barry Pepper in "When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story."

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November 11, 2009

"Mad Men" is one of the few shows to treat viewers like adults
The AMC series doesn't pander to its audience, says Tim Goodman. "It's not every day that a faltering marriage, built on a lie grasped in fear and protected with admirable, unwavering confidence by the main character, collapses so sublimely over the course of three seasons," he writes. "For that matter, it's a rarity when viewers are given insight into the human condition not by quick-cut witticisms or explosive, violent action sequences but in everyday ordinariness that can be drab or meandering – just like life."
Rich Sommer: We don't get to watch the finale in advance
January Jones does beer pong with Jimmy Fallon
Buy the new "Mad" company shirt
Watch January sing for "Saturday Night Live" promo


Miley Cyrus: I'm "obsessed" with "Gossip Girl's" Penn Badgley

That "guy's hot!," she says.


Report: Oprah angry at Rosie for insisting that she's gay

Rosie O'Donnell recently told Howard Stern that she thinks Oprah and Gayle are an item: "When they did that road trip, that's as gay as it gets. And I don't mean it to be an insult either. I'm just saying, listen, if you ask me, that's the couple."


Why "The Jay Leno Show" is likely staying put

NBC has promised a two-year commitment, and why would the Peacock second-guess itself. PLUS: "SpongeBob" special beats Jay.


Nickelodeon's New Orleans theme park plans fall through

Nick's partner didn't have enough money to rebuild the Six Flags Theme Park in New Orleans East.


ABC presenting Beyonce and Paul McCartney on Thanksgiving

Each performer will helm separate specials.


"Sons of Anarchy" offers a tremendous episode, one of its best

"What made 'Balm' tremendous," says Zack Handlen, "was that it offered a glimpse of that salvation that's long been one of the show's defining characteristics. Unlike other crime dramas,' Sons of Anarchy' has people who can be noble, people for whom family life and brotherhood aren't just ways of hiding their essential venality."
What an incredible final scene! // Follow Katey Sagal on Twitter


Letterman is prepared to testify, says his attorney

"Mr. Letterman is not on trial," David Letterman's attorney, Daniel J. Horwitz, said in response to claims that Robert Halderman was merely trying to sell him a script. "Any attempt to focus attention on Mr. Letterman, who’s the victim in this case, is an attempt to divert attention away from Mr. Halderman." He added: "Mr. Letterman is fully prepared to see this case through to the end."
Did Letterman lie about ending affairs before marriage?
Attorney: Halderman may testify

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ODDS & ENDS

November 11, 2009

Kathy Griffin will play an "SVU" lesbian activist

Check out the "Scrubs" newbies

"Sesame Street" denies trashing Fox News with "Pox News"

Here's your first look at the D.C. "Real Housewives" cast

Happy 40th birthday, Ellen Pompeo!

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November 10, 2009

Jay Leno's old "Tonight" format is slowly creeping back
The popular headlines segment used to air at the end of "The Jay Leno Show." Now it has been moved towards the beginning of Monday shows.


TNT plans to air "The Closer" online with TV-like ad breaks

About 20 commercials will be inserted into each episode, just like a regular television airing.


Julianne Hough & Chuck Wicks break up

The "Dancing" couple mutually parted ways.


"Chuck" hooks up with Robert Patrick

He'll play a figure from Casey's past.


George Lopez nets 3.2 million viewers

That big rating was thanks to TBS simulcasting his debut on TNT and truTV.


Steven Spielberg & Tom Hanks preview "The Pacific"

Watch a featureette for the upcoming HBO miniseries.

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November 10, 2009

"Mad Men" meets "X-Men"
Check out a comic mash-up of Don Draper and Wolverine, and Betty Draper and Jean Gray.


Jon & Kate will reunite for Christmas

They'll both be on the same house for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.


Watch "Melrose Place's" Amanda Woodward in action

It's Heather Locklear in a fierce short skirt!


Candace Bergen, Don Pardo, Gene Roddenberry to the TV Hall of Fame

All three will be inducted next year into the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Hall of Fame early next year.


"Top Model's" Miss J reveals: "I'm a dad"

Miss J Alexander tells Tyra Banks that he used "a little test tube" with a French lesbian.


Middle East is getting its own Comedy Central

Comedy Central Studios Arabia will create comedy content in Arabic.


The Beatles voicing History channel documentary

"The Beatles on Record" will feature the voices of John, Paul, George and Ringo, pplus 60 Beatles songs.

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November 10, 2009

Letterman suspect: I was trying to sell Dave a screenplay
Robert "Joe" Halderman appeared in court this morning, where his lawyer to dismiss charges. There was no extortion. There was a screenplay for sale," the defense attorney said. There was a commercial transaction. Nothing more."


The average American spends 4 hours, 49 minutes each day watching TV

That, according to Nielsen, is four minutes up from last year.


TV's Top 3 male earners: Simon Cowell, Donald Trump and Ryan Seacrest

According to Forbes, Charlie Sheen is No. 4 and Steve Carell is No. 5.


Jay Leno falls to a new low

"Monday Night Football" and "CSI: Miami" combined to give Leno's his fewest viewers last night.


Marion Berry, reality TV star?

The former Washington, D.C. mayor is reportedly shooting a reality pilot.


Kansas City Chiefs make their own "30 Rock"

The struggling NFL team has also done a spoof of "The Office."

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November 10, 2009

Disabled community not happy with "Glee's" non-disabled actor in wheelchair
Why wasn't a disabled actor hired to play Artie? "We brought in anyone: white, black, Asian, in a wheelchair," says executive producer Brad Falchuk. "It was very hard to find people who could really sing, really act, and have that charisma you need on TV."


"Glee" is helping revive the music industry

The Fox show's more than two million songs sold is helping music labels tap into a new revenue stream.


"Sons of Anarchy" tops itself with tonight's 90-minute episode

Next week's episode, however, might be even better.


"Ugly Betty" expects to move into "Eastwick's" Wednesday timeslot

Can "Betty" get a boost from "Modern Family" and "Cougar Town"?


William Shatner will interview Rush Limbaugh, Seinfeld, Mackenzie Phillips

His Bio talk show returns Dec. 6 for Season 2.


James Franco: I've discovered that soap opera acting is different

"One big difference," says the "General Hospital" star, is that you do one take. They're going for one take because they have about four cameras for each setup. It's one take: You do the whole scene and then you're on to the next. That's three or four pages in a moment."


"Sex and the City's" Jason Lewis to star in "Rio!"

Rio de Janeiro is the setting for this "Miami Vice"-like TV pilot about an international detective.

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November 10, 2009

"Gossip Girl" threesome turned out to be pretty tame
Really, not much outrage-worthy happened.


Where was the PTC outrage over last night's "Two and a Half Men" threesome?

While the Parents Television Council was busy stewing over the low-rated "Gossip Girl" threesome, they forgot to complain about the threesome over on CBS.


Jon Gosselin to countersue TLC for $5 million

Gosselin is likely to argue that TLC's contract was too restrictive in preventing him from earning a living. PLUS: Why is TLC showing a distant Kate?


Discovery Channel does a sequel to "I Love the World"

It's the same song with different visuals.


Carnegie Hall crowd walks out on Tracy Morgan

His act Friday night was too offensive for some New Yorkers' taste.


Elizabeth Mitchell: "Lost" won't show any previews for the new season

"It's going to be a complete blackout," she says. "They're not going to have any leaks or teasers. It's just their new idea."

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November 10, 2009

Heather Locklear still wearing short skirts on "Melrose Place"
"They're short," she says, "and I keep wanting to say, 'Shorter,' but I have to work into that, because I think wardrobe might be mortified."


"Apprentice" star running for Congress

Season 6 competitor Surya Yalamanchili wants to represent an Ohio district.


Kathy Griffin's "Let's Dance" yanked, "D-List" renewed

ABC had trouble casting the dance show, which was set to debut in less than two weeks. "My Life on the D-List," meanwhile, will return for a 6th season on Bravo.


"Lopez Tonight" is a bit hacky, but it might improve

George Lopez's new TBS talks show tries to be a mixture of every talk show out there, while attempting to be different. PLUS: Was the "revolution" played too safe?


Happy 40th birthday, "Sesame Street"

As Robert Lloyd notes, in a message to "Sesame": "You are 40 years old now, just a year younger than Mickey Mouse was the year you arrived on television — and he was semi-retired by then, while you still report to work each day. This very morning you begin your 41st season, you and your cast of aging humans and ageless Muppets, with three first-episode veterans still in residence…That kind of continuity is rare, if not otherwise nonexistent, on television. Certainly there is no other children's show to match you for longevity, cultural penetration or global reach."
NYC gives "Sesame" its own street corner // Watch Michelle Obama on "Sesame"
Meet the (black) man behind Elmo // "Sesame" let kids acknowledge the media world


Matthew Weiner explains "Mad Men" Season 3

Sterling Cooper, he says, "was not fully taking advantage of Don’s talent… if we believe that Don is as good at what he does as he says… he could not continue working in the place. And to me, that meant him being in a new place and the rest of that was working backward from there." Weiner adds that he doesn't know what will happen to Ken, Paul and Sal.
"Sal Romano": "I really don't know" about my future on the show
Top 5 "Mad" Web spoofs // In praise of Lane Pryce
"Conrad Hilton" speaks // 2.3M watched, up 29% from last year
Matthew Weiner film postponed due to "Mad" scheduling

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ODDS & ENDS

November 10, 2009

"True Blood" tops People's Choice Award noms

"Southland" DVDs will be released "uncensored"

Do conservatives get their own Tina Fey with "V"?

Save "Eastwick" campaign launches

Was "Dancing" Donny Osmond channeling Michael Jackson or Adam Ant?

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November 9, 2009

It's official: Trump & Omarosa reunite for dating show
Black cable channel TV One will present the Donald Trump-produced "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger," which will follow "The Apprentice" villain as she tries to select a man from 12 bachelors. Says Trump: "Omarosa is smart, witty and difficult, but all of those qualities will make for some very interesting entertainment."


ABC cancels "Eastwick," orders more "Forgotten"

All remaining episodes of "Eastwick" will air, while the Christian Slater drama has been given five more episodes.


Mutual of Omaha drops "aha moment" lawsuit against Oprah

The insurance company had claimed that it owned that phrase, which Oprah started using in an ad campaign.


CBS picks up Twitter-inspired "Sh*t My Dad Says"

The popular Twitter account in which a 29-year-old guy posts the profane, insightful and hilarious quotes of his 73-year-old dad is headed to TV, under the direction of "Will & Grace" creatoprs Max Mutchnick and David Kohan.


Pam Grier set to become a "Smallville" villain

She'll appear in several episodes as villainess Agent Amanda Waller.


CW's "Life Unexpected" will filll in for "Gossip Girl"

The new drama will premiere Jan. 12 as the CW attempts to avoid repeats.


"Real Housewives" producers are shopping a manly version

From the producers of "Real Housewives" comes "Boys Club: ATL," a male take on the "Housewives" franchise.


How Ellen & Portia fell in love

Watch their appearance on today's Oprah.

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November 9, 2009

Letterman's alleged extortionist won't accept plea deal, has raised $100K for his defense
Robert Joe Halderman wants to see his case go all the way to trial, where all the messy details will be revealed.


Scavenger hunt puts "The Simpsons" on nearly every Fox show this week

Every Fox show — except "Glee" — will either name-drop "Simpson" characters or showcase licensed products.


Laurence Fishburne: "CSI" trilogy isn't a "crossover"

"I’m calling it the ‘triple crown,'" Fishburne says of his appearance on all three "CSIs" this week, starting tonight with Miami. “I don’t like the cross-pollination. These are three really good shows. People love them; they’ve been successful now for a long time.”


Comedy Central responds to "South Park's" GLAAD criticsm

"This particular episode of the show has been both criticized and applauded within the gay and lesbian community," the cable channel says of permitting an anti-gay slur to be used.


Edited "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is coming to basic cable

TV Land and the TV Guide Network have agreed to air the Larry David Comedy, months before it debuts on WGN. Episodes will be edited for naughtiness.


Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant

The "White Collar" star and "Saved by the Bell" alum is due in May.


"Two and a Half Men's" half man mulls quitting acting

"I don't know what I'm going to take or where I'm going to go," says 16-year-old Angus T. Jones, who is planning to go to college. "I'm not really sure," he says. "I don't really know if I want to do acting as a career. I really don't know what I want to do yet."

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November 9, 2009

Dear "SNL": Until you hire black women, stop featuring them in sketches!
"Keenan Thompson in a dress is old," says Leslie Gray Streeter. "And it’s insulting. Whoopi Goldberg and Jennifer Hudson don’t look like  men. If women of color are prominent enough to be parodied, they’re prominent enough to be employed. On a related note – I noticed that in 'The View' sketch, Sherri Sheppard was supposedly away. Is that because you ran out of black men to put in dresses?"


Taylor Swift saves "SNL's" lackluster season

The singer proved that she has comedy chops, but should she have gone for the jugular? PLUS: "SNL" spoofs "Twilight" with Frankenstein and Swift does Kate Gosselin.


Can the
Parents TV Council help boost "Gossip Girl's" ratings?
Tonight's threesome had gone largely unnoticed for the declining CW drama — that is, until the conservative PTC stepped in to "promote" tonight's show. Meanwhile, CW affiliates and advertisers have stuck with "Gossip Girl." PLUS: TV's Top 3-ways.


Ben McKenzie dressed as Jay Leno for Halloween

The "Southland" star tells Ryan Seacrest: "He kind of canceled our show." (MP3 link)


"The Prisoner" to combat DVR use

AMC will roll out "podbusters" to prevent viewers from skipping ads.


Why does NBC seem to despite being a brodcast network?

Under Jeff Zucker's leadership, the Peacock has become a symbol of the death of ambition.

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November 9, 2009

Wandy Sykes opens with more misses than hits
Where was the relaxed good humor shown in her comedy specials. What we got instead, says Robert Bianco, was "a strained, strident hour that seemed underfunded and, despite all the time put into it, underrehearsed, as if someone thought it could run on raunch and righteous anger alone."
Monologue worked, sidekick didn't // Wanda opens with better-than-"Mad TV" ratings


"Project Runway" has felt practically scripted this season

Add to that boring contestants, and you can see why this season has been a disappointment.


"Californication" daughter isn't allowed to watch the entire show

Madeleine Martin, 16, who fast-forwards through all the raunchy stuff when they watch the show together.


Ryan Seacrest is giving 1 town a mini-"Idol" concert

Featuring Kris Allen, Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.


J.J. Abrams: Fox is "insanely supportive" of "Fringe" despite lower raings

“But given that we’re on one of the hardest (nights) on television, we’re just focusing on making the best show we possibly can,” he says. “What else can we do?”


George Lopez aspires to be the next Arsenio, starting tonight

"Look," Lopez says of his new TBS show "Lopez Tonight, "I was on 'Arsenio' 16 times 20 years ago. I've talked to Arsenio about this show," Lopez said. "It's been 20 years since Arsenio has been on … and it's time to take that thing and use that as a template and then move it to the next level." PLUS: Lopez taped Obama bit during the campaign.

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ODDS & ENDS

November 9, 2009

NBC Universal could be sold for $30 billion

Secretary of the Navy to make an "NCIS" cameo

Susan Boyle apparently doesn't know Sharon Osbourne mocked her

Disney Channel picks up a 2nd "JONAS" Brothers season

Is Paula Abdul dating Arsenio Hall?

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