December 2009

December 3, 2009

"Park and Rec's" Ron Swanson explains his "glorious mustache"
"100 percent real," says Nick Offerman. "It takes about a month to get it good and thick. I've always been a Lon Chaney-style whiskers-and-hair actor. When Mike and I started talking about Ron Swanson back in inception, the first thing we said was, 'This guy's got a big f–king mustache.'"


"The Office" isn't getting enough credit for tackling the financial crisis

Recent "Office" episodes have been "remarkable and profound," says Alex Strachan, adding: "Quietly, with no hype, chest-thumping or press publicity, The Office has become a ferocious and incisive commentary on the financial crisis as witnessed through the eyes of the middle-class wage slaves who are bearing the brunt of the economic recession. This season, 'The Office' has been all about wage freezes, job cuts and financial ruin — but it has remembered to bring the funny."


Rainn Wilson begs Comcast to give him a new trailer, "like Steve's"

"Dear Comcast, Congrats on Buying NBC & being my new employer. Now, can I have a trailer like Steve's? Jacuzzi?, holograms, bidet, etc…"


Check out Courteney Cox & Lisa Kudrow reunited on "Cougar Town"

"They didn’t want to play friends," Bill Lawrence says of the mini-"Friends" reunion, adding that Kudrow "plays a dermatologist who is a horrible, horrible person…"


"I Get That a Lot" returns with Rachael Ray, Paris Hilton, Snoop Dogg, Julie Chen

Check out Snoop Dogg as a parking lot attendant, Rachael Ray as a dry cleaner, Gene Simmons as a psychic guru, Paris Hilton as a gas station attendant, Tony Hawk as an obnoxious salesman and Julie Chen as a yogurt shop worker.

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ODDS & ENDS

December 3, 2009

ESPN doesn't want to follow the Tiger Woods story, but it has no choice

New "Scrubs" draws a small audience

Barney Stinson + Frosty = Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

Reminder: "Jersey Shore" premieres tonight

From Walter White to Avon & Stringer: TV's 5 Best Drug Dealers

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December 2, 2009

ABC drops Adam Lambert from "Jimmy Kimmel" and "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
The "Idol" runner-up was scheduled to appear on ABC twice this month — on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Dec. 17 and Ryan Seacrest's "New Year's Rockin' Eve." Lambert broke the news on Twitter: "Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. : ( don't blame them. It's the FCC heat," adding that "I AM doing Leno though. And lookin into something for NYE." Asked to respond, an ABC spokesperson would only say, "We decided not to move forward with the booking at this time."


Fox getting back into sketch comedy with "Inside Jokes"

"Entourage's" Kevin Connolly is behind the project, described as "a simple, straight-forward but totally fresh way of doing short-form comedy that we hope will resonate as familiar yet innovative — and most of all funny."


In Comcast deal, NBC's code name was "Navy"

Read about the behind-the-scenes secret negotiations to acquire the Peacock.


"Big Bang Theory": TV's new comedy king?

For the first time, "Big Bang" beat timeslot neighbor "Two and a Half Men" in total viewers.


George Cooney hires DJ Qualls and his former "ER" co-star for "Delta Blues"

Abraham Benrubi will star in the TNT series as a part-Native American police officer, while Qualls will play his protege.


CBS celebrating Christmas with "Deer Valley Celebrity Skifest"

Larry David, Neil Patrick Harris, the band Train and Ty Burrell are among the celebs on tap for the Dec. 20 special.


MTV renews "The Hills" and "The City"

"Hills" will return for a 6th season, despite declining ratings. "City" will be back for Season 2.

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December 2, 2009

Yet another "Bachelor" couple breaks up — after 5 years!
Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado, who set a "Bachelor" record for being together, have called it quits five years after appearing on the show. Delgado, of course, made headlines in 2007 when she was arrested for assaulting Velvick.


"True Blood" casts 2 hunks to play werewolf & vampire

Actor Theo Alexander and "Ugly Betty" alum Grant Bowler have joined the cast. Alexander will play the "intensely beautiful" vamp boyfriend of Russell Edgington, while Bowler will play Coot, the werewolf leader of a biker gang.


It's official: FX renews "Sons of Anarchy" for Season 3 after high-rated finale

"Sons" will return in September after going out last night with 4.33 million viewers. In addition, Kurt Sutter has agreed to stay on as showrunner for two more seasons.


"Friends," "Survivor," "Joe Millionaire" have the decade's Top 3 most-watched shows

Their top episodes beat out "ER," "American Idol" and the post-Super Bowl "Grey's Anatomy."


Jon Gosselin won't appear in Super Bowl ads, thanks to TLC

As Jon's lawyer explains, "Two different entities sought to solicit his services (for Super Bowl ad spots), but in my view, they were scared of TLC. In my view, it was a mean-spirited act on (TLC’s) part."

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December 2, 2009

Susan Boyle makes Billboard history selling 700,000 albums
The "Got Talent" star rose to No. 1, becoming the best-selling album debut by a woman in the Billboard SoundScan era.


Labor union threatens to disrupt NBC's "Christmas in Rockefeller Center"

"We can't let the Grinch at NBC steal another Christmas from thousands of honest working people," says the president of the National Association of Broadcast Employees and Technicians, who is planning to take action tonight.


Oprah won't have a daily talk show on the Oprah Winfrey Network

OWN CEO Christina Norman says "her show as you know it is not coming to OWN" and  "she's going to have a significant presence on this network," but not in a daily talk show.


This week's "Monday Night Football"  was cable's 2nd most-watched program ever

The Patriots vs. Saints game trails only the Oct. 5 Packers vs. Vikings game in all-time cable ratings.


White House crashers spent Tuesday in a "Real Housewives" photo shoot

Bravo appears to be going ahead with including the Salahis on "The Real Housewives of D.C." According to CBS News, the couple spent Tuesday attending a Bravo photo shoot for the couple. This comes amid word that the White House visit was supposed to be filmed for the season finale.


James Lipton "lends" his famous beard to teenagers

Watch the "Actor's Studio" host's new PSA.


"Launch My Line" contestants are more articulate than "Project Runway" stars

That's according to one judge on Bravo's "Runway" knockoff, which debuts tonight. She says our contestants can "articulate beyond four-letter words – ugly, hate, like." Another judge adds: "You can’t compare the two shows."

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December 2, 2009

What went right with "Parks and Rec"? Ron Swanson!
Ron is the NBC comedy's secret weapon, says Jonah Weiner. "Unlike his Office-family forebears Michael Scott and David Brent, Ron doesn't try to hide his laziness or unpleasantness beneath bad jokes and feigned capability; he regards laziness and unpleasantness as political statements," says Weiner. "Throughout the series, Ron has regularly stolen his scenes, and this season the writers have taken notice, working him more centrally into scripts."


Miss Teen USA YouTube sensation may go "Amazing Race"-ing

Caitlin Upton, the former Miss South Carolina whose garbled response two years ago attracted more than 38 million views on YouTube, was spotted with her boyfriend looking like "Race"-ers.


NBC will likely beef up Versus to compete with ESPN

If the Comcast deal goes through, Versus might be transformed into "NBC Sports Cable."


Sara Rue is the new Jenny Craig spokesperson

Valerie Bertinelli says her "Less than Perfect" successor is "real," "Honest" and "every woman who's ever started a diet."


Diddy's HSN talk show goes beyond cheesy

Watch Sean Combs try to sell his products on a talk show set.


"Rudolph" vs. "Santa"

Which is the better Christmas special, 1964's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (which airs tonight) or 1970's "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"? PLUS: Watching "Rudolph" 20 times this year reveals that Santa is a jerk.


"Modern," "Parks" and "Ted" — How to make a great sitcom

All three have discovered the successful artform to creating a terrific comedy.

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December 2, 2009

"Jersey Shore" stars defend Italian stereotypes: What's wrong with "Guido"?
“A Guido in our circles is like a good looking Italian guy. A Guidette is like a good-looking Italian girl,” says cast member Mike Sorrentino, who adds: "I just happen to be 100 percent Italian, I happen to be in very good shape and my hair happens to be spiky."


Muppets "attack" Tyra Banks

What is Cookie Monster's hand doing on Tyra's booty?


"Shear Genius" adds Jonathan Antin and Matthew McConaughey's galpal

The Bravo hairstlying competition is being shaken up with new host Camila Alves and new judge Antin from "Blow Out" fame.


A&E's "Lawman" follows 20-year sheriff veteran Steven Seagal

The "deputy sheriff" uses the show to display his "amazing Zen shooting techniques." PLUS: What if other celebs had secondary careers?


How "Glee" improved upon the "High School Musical" formula

There are at least three novel elements "Glee" injected into the "HSM" formula, says James Wolcott. 1) Sue Sylvester, 2) Courting many demographics and 3) Respecting its borrowed offerings. Of Sylvester, he says: "'Glee’s' genius coup is to give us a villain figure of seething hostility and cunning antagonism—a Taser in a tracksuit who fuses the raw pessimism of Hobbes (life is 'nasty, brutish, and short') and the superman philosophy of Nietzsche (the 'will to power') into one malevolent, fun-loving gal."
Lea Michele: "I was very much like Rachel when I was, like, 8 or 9"
Watch the casting of Mercedes // Jayma Mays: A day in the life
Jessalyn Gilsig: "Tonight’s episode is kind of a reckoning, as I like to say"


Osmosis TV: Which TV shows do you watch without actually watching?

Tim Lusher doesn't watch "Gossip Girl," yet he knows everything that's going on just because his partner has it on. "I'm sure this sort of thing goes on in every household," he sas, "although I don't know what the word for it is. I'd say 'passive viewing,' if that didn't cover virtually all TV, given the nature of the medium. Perhaps osmosis TV? Ambient TV? Washover TV? Accidental appointment viewing?"


"Sons of Anarchy" creator on the finale, the impending renewal and the future

Season 3 will happen, "but  it's a matter of finalizing all the other deals," says Kurt Sutter, who also explains "the Half-Sack thing." His plans for next season? "To take them into a world that is outside their own, where they don't have control, where they are subject to other people's laws and beliefs and perameters. Where they aren't quite the big fish in the small pond."
"Na Triobloidi" did a better job of balancing plot and characters
Everything moved so quickly // A satisfying conclusion, despite final minutes
Plot holes galore: "Sons" ought to return to its Jax roots

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ODDS & ENDS

December 2, 2009

Judge Nancy Grace cleared for syndication

Meet Stephen Burke, the man who will run NBC

Watch "Family Guy's" "Star Wars" parody preview

Adam Lambert sells 198,000 albums in his first week

Andy Samberg gets "Gossip"-y in Blake Lively's "SNL" promos

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December 2, 2009

Meredith Baxter: I'm a lesbian
The "Family Ties" mom, who's now 62, came out this morning on "Today," revealing she has been in a four-year relationship with a woman. "I am a lesbian and it was a later-in-life recognition," she told Matt Lauer. “Some people would say, well, you’re living a lie and, you know, the truth is — not at all. This has only been for the past seven years."


Omarosa is friends with the "Real Housewives" crashers, of course

"She's a sweetheart but very, very persistent," Omarosa says of Michaele Salahi.


"Big Bang" nabs Danica McKellar

It was only natural that the UCLA math wiz and former "Wonder Years" star would turn up on "The Big Bang Theory."


Will Ferrell wants to play Simon Cowell on the big screen

"I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie – heck I would love it," says Ferrell. "It would be my dream role."

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December 1, 2009

"Lie to Me" reunites "The Shield" cast
Michael Chiklis won't appear, but just about everybody else will make a cameo on Shawn Ryan's new show, including Catherine Dent, Kenny Johnson, David Marciano, Benito Martinez, Cathy Cahlin Ryan and David Rees Snell.


It's official: "Ugly Betty" moving to Wednesdays at 10

"Betty's" move to "Eastwick's" old timeslot has been rumored for the past month. Now it's really going to happen.


Jailed "Big Brother" winner ordered to drug treatment

Adam Jasinski will have to undergo substance abuse counseling before he's released on bail.


Simon Cowell's Vegas "X Factor" would be a pay-per-view Web-only event

Cowell and his billionaire partner Philip Green are in talks to permanently place the American "X factor" in a Las Vegas hotel, which would host the competition twice a week live on the Internet. "It'll all be online. You have 20, 30, 40 million people tuning in twice a week," Green says in an interview with GQ. "You bring two or three hundred million viewers to a venue. It's turning it up a peg." PLUS: Janet Jackson to judge "The X Factor."


FX's midseason plans: "Nip/Tuck" ends March 3rd, "Damages" returns in January

Timothy Olyphant's lawman series "Justified" premieres in March, while Louis C.K.'s sitcom will debut in the spring.


Did the "Real Housewives" crashers actually break the law?

The prosecutor would have to prove that the Salahis intended to deceive the Secret Service and White House staff.


"Lost" shoots a scene in L.A.

Evangeline Lilly and Emilie de Ravin filmed a mainland scene that, according to Carlton Cuse, "was only the 5th time in 111 hours we've shot outside Hawaii."


Regis Philbin's hip replacement surgery a success

He'll take four to six weeks to recover before returning to "LIVE!"

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December 1, 2009

How Obama's speech will shake up tonight's primetime
CBS will air reruns, NBC will present a two-hour Leno-bumping "Biggest Loser" and ABC will delay "A Charlie Brown Christmas" until next week.


"Real Housewives" wannabes deny crashing White House

"We're greatly saddened by all the circumstances … portraying my wife and I as party crashers. I can tell you we did not party-crash the White House," said Tareq Salahi on the "Today" show, adding that has been the "most devastating" experience.


Matt Lauer fails to disclose White House gatecrashers' NBC connection

In this morning's "Today" exclusive, Lauer didn't make clear the fact that the Salahis are working with NBC Universal's Bravo network on "The Real Housewives." In a statement, NBC News said: "Bravo had nothing to do with this booking, they were not involved at all. That the Salahis chose to go on the number-one-rated morning show should not come as a surprise.” PLUS: Did NBC contractually forbid the Salahis from talking to other networks?


Will Bravo dump "Real Housewives" White House crashers?

The cable network is keeping mum on if they plan to feature the Salahis. "The decision as to who will be included in the series will not be made for several months," says a Bravo spokesman. "We are continuing with the production of the show. However, specifics with respect to the Salahis are yet to be determined." PLUS: Bravo couldn't find any real Washington power players.


"The Real World: Baltimore"?

MTV, which just finished up shooting in D.C. and is planning on setting "Skins" in Baltimore, is rumored to be interested in shootings "The Real World" in Charm City.


YouTube wants to air brand-new network TV episodes, for a price

Google is trying to do streaming TV, with hopes of $1.99 an episode for first-run shows without commercials.


VH1 reality star alleges affair with Tiger Woods

"Tool Academy's" Jaimee Grubbs claims she can prove she slept with Tiger.


BBC admits faking reality TV scenes

Shows like "Trash For Cash" and "Dealers: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is" used staffers instead of real people, and staged scenes.

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December 1, 2009

Why TV DVD box sets are a terrible gift idea
"The DVD box set is the newest and most terrifying form of ritualistic abuse we inflict on one another," says Grady Hendrix. Television, as Hendrix notes, "should be a glorious time waster, but being given three seasons of Lost on DVD is like being given a prison sentence. You slog through the first season, and not only is the hefty second season waiting around the corner, but it has brought its friends: Seasons 3, 4, and 5. Boxed sets have transformed television from light entertainment into homework."


Jay Leno's failure debunks the death of scripted TV

NBC's 10 o'clock Leno decision was, in fact, TV's equivalent of that famous "Dewey Defeats Truman" headline, says Mary McNamara, pointing out that scripted shows had been declared dead all summer. "This is what happens when you panic — you leave your combat buddy for dead only to find he wasn't, and then he comes back for revenge," she says. "Network TV — it's aaalllliiiivvvee."


This week's "Flashforward" leaked on BitTorrent, thanks to Aussie viewers

Australia got to watch this week's episode last week.


Eric Bana may star in Australia's "Sopranos"

The big-time movie star is rumored to be up for an Italian gangster role on the 4th season of "Underbelly," a drama about the real-life mobsters Down Under.


"Damages" actor to sue over "The Unusuals" injury

Charles Buckley, 57, says he was unable to continue on "Damages" as Patty Hewes' limo driver after he was injured while filming a stunt in which he was bodyslammed to the ground seven times for a scene for "The Unusuals."


When will "Sons of Anarchy" break into the popular consciousness?

As the Wall Street Journal notes, "Sons" has yet to break into the mainstream like cable sensations "Mad Men" and Kurt Sutter's former series "The Shield." "I don’t want to do a show that nobody sees," says Sutter. "It’s a lot more fun performing for a full house. But I learned this on “The Shield.” We realized no matter how good it is, because of the nature of the show and the tone of violence, it could never make that leap to the next level. I understand that shows that are this dark in tone are hard for people to pencil time in to watch. Quite honestly, I’m amazed by the numbers we have."
Sutter didn't set out to "tap into female viewers" with strong female characters
Katey Sagal: "This season I had to keep asking myself, 'Who IS she, vulnerable?'"


"Scrubs" reboot: It's not awful

The new characters have actually revived "Scrubs," at least to "some degree," says Matthew Gilbert. But he adds: "Warning: I’m not saying the show has recaptured its early glory. Not by a long shot … At this point, 'Scrubs' has turned its original style into a formula; the fantasy sequences are more predictable, the earnest denouements are automatic. It’s a good formula, but one that’s no longer vibrant."
Spinoff is a deadly, deal-driven mistake // All about the new "Scrubs"
"Scrubs" is better off for following the "House" model of reinvention
Sort of funny, sometimes hilarious // Somewhere between "After MASH" and "Frasier"
Bill Lawrence: "You’ve got to view this show as ‘Frasier’ was to 'Cheers'"

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ODDS & ENDS

December 1, 2009

Here's a roundup of Christmas TV specials, starting tonight

NBC's sale to Comcast is expected to happen on Thursday

Here's your first look at Lauren Graham on "Parenthood"

Simon Cowell: Eminem is welcome to judge "The X Factor"

Conan introduces viewers to Wax Conan

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