Tuesday, January 12, 2010


Conan's "Tonight" contract doesn't guarantee him the 11:35 timeslot
Conan O'Brien's people never asked for an 11:35 timeslot guarantee, according to TMZ. He's only entitled to host "The Tonight Show." In contrast, Leno's contract does specify state that he would host a 10 o'clock show, so he must negotiate a new deal. TMZ says that Conan will argue that there is an "implied" guarantee to host an 11:35 show, but his claim is more tenuous as a result. PLUS: Conan could overcome the no 11:35 timeslot guarantee in court.


What Conan can learn from past TV feuds

For instance, he can learn from the Letterman vs. Leno feud. Dave, says Jason Rehel, "broke the late-night mould and created a fortress of viewers that's looking pretty good right now. Lesson No. 1 for Coco: Leno might kill you (on NBC), but the fight can only make you stronger and more popular (among the people who love you anyway)."


"Gossip Girl" won't return till March 8th

We'll have to wait two months for fresh "Gossip" episodes, says Jsoh Scwartz. But the good news is that the show will return uninterrupted, airing 10 episodes in a row.


J.J. Abrams casts "Doctor Who" alum on "Undercovers"

Actress Gugu Mbatha-Raw will play the female lead in the spy series.


"Scrubs" creator admits he made mistakes with the spinoff

Bill Lawrence still thinks there's a chance for renewal, but he ackowledged that J.D. overshadowed the newbies in the first few episodes.

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Kimmel did his entire show Tuesday in full-on Leno mode, chin and all. Kimmel told bad jokes in Leno's lispy style and even had his band leader, Cleto, laugh at his jokes and perform Kevin Eubanks' signature riffs. "Hey Cleto, you know what ABC stands for?" he said at the beginning of his monologue. "Always bump Conan." Later, however, he scolded Cleto for not laughing at his jokes. "You know, on my show, everybody applauds when I tell a joke. Kimmel as Leno proceeded to do a "Headlines" segment and had guest Chevy Chase come on with a Conan O'Brien wig.

January 12, 2010

Conan's Tuesday monologue: "I may soon be available for children's parties"
"Welcome to NBC," he said at the start of Tuesday's "Tonight Show." "Where our new slogan is, 'No longer just screwing up prime-time.' When I was a little boy, I remember watching 'The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson' and thinking 'Someday, I’m going to host that show for 7 months.'"


NBC won't have "Tonight" guest-hosts fill in for Conan

As the NY Times reports, "Though some rumors appeared saying NBC might be lining up guest hosts, NBC quietly dismissed that notion. Indeed, such a move could have legal implications because it might be interpreted as NBC firing Mr. O’Brien, which could lead to a bigger settlement for him."


Leno doesn't address Conan's statement, but his fans boo cancelation

In a clip released early, Leno says: "I have to tell you: The folks here at NBC don't handle these things well. They don't have a lot of tact. Like after they canceled the show they told me if I put on 10 pounds I can get on The Biggest Loser. That didn't seem right." PLUS: Leno is expected to host "The Tonight Show" if Conan leaves NBC.


Conan's manager: Statement wasn't a negotiating ploy

"This came from the heart," said Gavin Polone, who has represented Conan for many years. "It's him expressing his feelings; there is nothing else behind it," he said, adding, "it's not about strategy and contracts."

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January 12, 2010

ABC greenlights Matthew Perry's midlife crisis sitcom
The Perry-written "Mr. Sunshine" stars the "Friends" alum as a sports stadium manager who turns 40, and realizes he has to grow up. Perry wrote the script.


Report: Conan cried when he read his statement to "Tonight" staff

Conan's reps met this afternoon with NBC brass, according to Nikki Finke, who adds that Conan's people "were not thrilled. They told him it would undercut his negotiating leverage," one source revealed to me. "But Conan wouldn't listen to them. He wanted to make it."


Ryan Seacrest as an "Idol" judge and host?

An "Idol" insider says Seacrest pulling double-duty is actually being considered.


Don Draper has a beard

"Mad Men's" Jon Hamm revealed his offseason look today while walking his dog.


"Scrubs" creator: Judy Reyes is gone, my wife is coming back

While Christa Miller will take a "Cougar" break to appear on "Scrubs," Reyes' time on the show is over. Says Bill Lawrence: "You know what’s weird, Judy wanted to be a full time actress on the show, and I totally understand because we weren’t doing that and when I asked her to come back for a smaller group of episodes, she wasn’t into it."

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January 12, 2010

Simon's legacy: He changed the way Amercians think about pop music
"The fact is," says music critic Ann Powers, "Cowell helped change the way Americans think about popular music. Embodying the role of the music snob while voicing opinions distinctly different from what that character usually expresses, he helped make room for a wider vision of what great American music can be. Or a degraded one. For many serious music fans, "Idol" has long represented the triumph of puffery and schmaltz over sincerity and real skill." PLUS: Simon brought us together more than Obama could. We owe him everything because we're all judges now.


Letterman: Watch "Law & Order: Leno Victims Unit"

All the people Jay Leno has victimized, including Ice-T as Carson Daly.


Charlie Sheen's arrest may have boosted "Two and a Half Men's" ratings

Last night's episode, the first since the incident, was the most-watched of the season.


Watch a gray-haired Matt LeBlanc play "Matt LeBlanc"

Check out a preview of Showtime's "Episodes," featuring LeBlanc and a bunch of Joey Tribbiani clones.


"Chuck's" Zachary Levi breaks up with his girlfriend

Has stardom gone to his head? Levi and singer Caitlin Crosby broke up over the weekend after two years of dating.


It's a girl for Joey Fatone

The "Dancing" alum welcomed his 2nd chld on Monday.


"The A-Team's" official trailer unveiled

"I love it when a plan comes together."

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January 12, 2010

Letterman reacts to Conan: "I knocked off another competitor"
From tonight's "Late Show" monologue: "Things are getting interesting in late night television.  You know what’s going on, ladies and gentlemen? Chaos and craziness and mayhem – a couple of minutes ago, Conan O’Brien, who was the host of ‘The Tonight Show’ over there at NBC, announced that he would not follow Jay Leno at 12:05. Yeah, so you know what this means – that’s right, I knocked off another competitor."


Obamas reveal their White House TV habits: No "Jersey Shore"!

"I've heard about it," Michelle Obama says of the MTV sensation. "Not seen it." While the present watches "SportsCenter," as he did before entering office, his two girls are restricted to watching Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel only. "They can only watch the kid-TV channels for the most part, because you just never know," says the First Lady.


"Southland's" Ben McKenzie: I'm glad Jay Leno failed at 10 o'clock

"NBC is now in need of high-quality scripted dramas," he says. "I wish we could help them out, but we are now on TNT, so everything works out for a reason, I guess."


Lost audition footage: Wu-Tang Clan on "Parks and Recreation"

Watch RZA try out for the role of Leslie Knope.


"V" was always planned to air in chapters

But production issues forced the first chapter to be too short, ABC explains.


ABC says "FlashForward" tweaks will bolster its chance for renewal

"Both 'V' and 'FlashForward' coming back at the same time will let us make it an event," says ABC's Steve McPherson.


"Happy Town" is not "Twin Peaks"

Despite what ABC would have you believe in promos, the new drama's producers have nothing to do with "Twin Peaks."


ABC still loves "Ugly Betty" but is disappointed in its ratings

"We still love that show," says ABC's Steve McPherson, expressing hope that ratings will pick up in the new Wednesday timeslot.


"CSI:NY" nabs Danica Patrick & Antonio Sabato Jr.

They'll each play Formula One racecar drivers who get into an explosive car crash.

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January 12, 2010

Conan: I won't do "The Tonight Show" at 12:05
"I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction," Conan O'Brien said this afternoon in a statement released to "People of Earth" that, according to his rep, he sat up all night drafting. "Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the 'Tonight Show,' I believe nothing could matter more. There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work." PLUS: Odds of Conan on Fox seem long, at the moment.
Conan isn't quitting — he's declaring war on NBC!
Conan is saying: I'm not about to get screwed over for NBC's incompetence
Conan is implying that Jay Leno is helping destroy the "Tonight" franchise
Rosie O'Donnell: "we just watched leno bully his was back into college"
Conan forced NBC's hand — Peacock likely has no choice but to let him go
NBC has no plans to respond (as of now) — Conan still doing a show tonight
Conan is disingenuous: He's acting in his self-interests, not "Tonight's"
Whole wide Web is fully backing "Team Conan"
Claim: Jay Leno wants to leave NBC, too!?!?
Celebrities tweet their support for Conan
Show your Conan love on ImWithCoCo.com


"I love Kimmel": ABC reiterates it doesn't want Conan O'Brien

"We don't have any plans to change our late-night right now," said ABC entertainment boss Steve McPherson. "We love Jimmy," McPherson added, saying he'd like to integrate Kimmel more into the ABC brand. McPherson also said that he didn't like seeing NBC down in the dumps. "Seeing a great network tumble is not something we rejoice over," he said. "We're all competitive, but we want a vibrant landscape. We don't take any pleasure in that."


ABC: "We wouldn't do anything differently" regarding Adam Lambert

"I think it was really unfortunate and he knows it was unfortunate choices he made," says ABC's Steve McPherson. "It's such a shame because it was such a great show otherwise and that eclipsed some of the great performances. The show performed really well. It was a great creative show."


J.J. Abrams undecided on whether to give "Fringe" a fixed finale

"If we're lucky enough to continue going," he says, "I do think that at a certain point it would be a really smart thing to start to say, 'OK, let's figure out … what the actual date is so we sort of know … how far we should push things.'"


Take a tour of the new "24" CTU

Technically, it's the high-tech homeland security unit.


"Dancing" is cutting down on celebs

Sixteen contestants were too much, so the show will go back down to 11 or 12 celebrities.


ABC admits disappointment in the "Scrubs" spinoff

Will it be renewed? ABC has yet to decide.


"Bachelor" bootee says she didn't even make out with producer

"There was no making out!" says Rozlyn Papa. "Unfortunately, I did not get any out of this big sex scandal that supposedly happened. If I had known that I was going to get accused of it, maybe I would have gone for it!"

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January 12, 2010

"Lost" producers: There will be no sequel or spinoff
"We are definitively ending this story and these characters in May," Carlton Cuse told critics this morning. "There's not going to be an implanted sequel, no backdoor pilot." ON OBAMA'S STATE OF THE UNION: "I’m a lifelong Democrat but when I first heard they were considering Feb. 2nd, I thought, that mother—,” Lindelof joked.
It's confirmed: Cynthia Watros as "Libby" and Harold Perrineau are returning
Win a piece of "Lost" island // Evangeline Lilly will "cry like a baby" when "Lost" ends
Final season won't answer every question, won't make all fans happy


"Simpsons" boss: Seth MacFarlane joke will be restored — it didn't make sense Sunday

Al Jean says the end-of-show joke  — "Thanks for 20 wonderful years. Now stay tuned for three Seth MacFarlane shows" — didn't make sense because only one Seth MacFarlane show was actually following "The Simpsons," thanks to the one-hour Morgan Spurlock "Simpsons" documentary. But Jean promised that not only will the MacFarlane joke be returned for summer reruns, but that Wednesday's repeat of that episode will end with another message.


Jay Leno has turned into "The Pavarotti of Crybabies"

Leno, says Tom Shales, is "starting to come off like a bully. Here is a theory: He did a lousy show at 10 o'clock ON PURPOSE, knowing that eventually NBC would want to un-do the deal and put him back at 11:30 (okay, 11:35). So the whole thing was a nasty calculated Machiavellian scheme, with Conan the hapless victim. Leno may find that when he returns to 11:30, the public has a radically altered image of him………."


"Fox Rocks": All Fox shows will rock out for May sweeps — including "24"

"We have this idea called 'Fox Rocks' where we take music and drive it through our whole schedule – 'House,' 'Bones, everything," Fox President Kevin Reilly tells TV Guide. "Every show will be embracing this to a greater or lesser extent."


"Undercover Boss" won't pay employees — it's a doc, not a reality show!

The employees in on "Undercover Boss" have apparently signed away their rights to compensation, which is normal for any reality show. "It is a formatted documentary," exec producer Stephen Lambert insists. "It is absolutely normal to make a documentary about people going about doing their work and not pay compensation."

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January 12, 2010

Chris Harrison: Fired "Bachelor" staffer is still dating ousted contestant
"We would never go to such extremes because of a schoolyard crush," Harrison blogs. "After extensive research and doing our homework we came to the conclusion without a shadow of a doubt that an inappropriate relationship had occurred." PLUS: Jake says it was all "100 percent true, with no embellishment."


ABC spinning off "The Bachelor" with All-Star "Bachelor Pad"

Select contestants from every season of "The Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" will live together in a "Big Brother" house, with Chris Harrison serving as host.


"Sons of Tucson": We're "the anti-Earl"

The Fox comedy, though, has a very "My Name is Earl"-like premise.


Richard Nixon really liked talk show hosts

Newly released Nixon papers reveal a memo a January 1970 memo in which the then-president writes, "I would like to invite, even though I don't like most of these people, Johnny Carson, Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas. This could pay off in great measure to us.”


Kiefer Sutherland: "24" has always been a nonpartisan show

"24" may have a conservative co-creator, but Sutherland says the reason why it's watched by Bill Clinton and Rush Limbaugh is because it's apolitical. "We had the first African-American on television playing a president. We indicted a conservative president for criminal behavior," Sutherland told the TV critics press tour. "Jack Bauer, to me, has always been the most apolitical character, very much like the Secret Service. You don't protect a president because of your political beliefs. That's your job, and you serve that President, regardless." PLUS: Katee Sackhoff on "out-Chloe-ing Chloe."

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January 12, 2010

Simon Cowell's exit marks the end of an era for broadcast TV, not just "Idol"
The departure of the biggest star of TV's biggest show will have widespread ramifications. As the L.A. Times points out, "For the last eight years, 'Idol' has proved the great exception to otherwise confident predictions that broadcasting is in decline. Although its ratings have eroded steadily if slightly since 2006, 'Idol' still amasses gigantic audiences by current standards, averaging nearly 27 million viewers for its Wednesday results shows last year, according to the Nielsen Co."
Paula and Simon's exit is like Elaine and Jerry leaving "Seinfeld"
Simon was driving to the press conference and still didn't have an agreement
Simon tells Ryan Seacrest he's sad, but doesn't want to be overexposed (MP3 link)
Will Season 9 focus on the judges more than ever, at the expense of the singers?
Kara reacts // Ellen is "very, very sad" // Cowell gave viewers permission to watch
The end of "Idol"? // The Paula-holics' Guide to Watching "Idol" sans Abdul
The "Idol"-like "X Factor" can only dilute the "Idol" franchise
Axl Rose? Sting? Conan?!: Who should replace Simon?


Watch an episode of "The X Factor"

This episode is the season premiere of 2008, before "The X Factor" decided to have contestants make their audition in front of a large crowd. "The X Factor," explained: Anybody over 16 is allowed to compete, as individuals or in groups and the judges each become mentors that put them through boot camp. PLUS: Kelly Rowland may join "X Factor."


George Lopez weighs in on the NBC late-night spat

"What the hell is going on over there at NBC?" he asked during last night's monologue. "What does NBC stand for, ‘Nobody backs Conan?’ That’s because he has red hair." He added, "Who would’ve imagined that the Mexican talk show host would have the most job security?"


Bradley Whitford: Women are creeped out by my new moustache

"I don't know if it's 'Boogie Nights' or what," he says of the 'stache he grew for his Fox cop comedy "Code 58." He explains that he had to had to grow it becuase at "a certain age of cops, there are mustaches….Just look around."


College football meets "Porky's" in "Blue Mountain State"

Spike TV's college footall sitcom, premiering tonight (watch a preview here) is lewd, crude and very amateurish.


Snooki's "Jersey Shore" puncher fired from teaching job

Brad Ferro, a NYC gym teacher, was already reassigned after word surfaced of his attack on Snooki.

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ODDS & ENDS

January 12, 2010

ABC renews "The Middle," "Modern Family" and "Cougar Town" for Season 2

"Our Little Genius" may resurface on Fox after scrapping 8 episodes

HBO's "Big Love" Web spinoff: "The Margene Show"

Larry King cancels Tila Tequila at the urging of her fiance's friends and family

I decided Kevin had to speak very slowly, says "The Office's" Brian Baumgartner

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