Wednesday, January 27, 2010

January 27, 2010

ABC will televise Jason Mesnick's "Bachelor" wedding
"The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding," a two-hour event airing March 8, will be the franchise's first wedding since Tria Rehn's "Bachelorette" wedding in 2002.


Watch Mel Gibson in "The Jimmy Kimmel Story"

Gibson fattens up to play Kimmel in the latest chapter in the late-night wars.


Lady Gaga for "The X Factor"?

Hers is the latest name being bandied about for the American spinoff.


Conan O'Brien collectibles are hot-sellers

Many items can be found on eBay, but even NBC's online store hasn't stopped selling Conan merchandise. PLUS: NBC yanks the last "Tonight Show" blog post.


Charlize Theron is developing an HBO drama series

She and "Fight Club" director David Fincher are working on "Mind Hunter," based on the book that goes inside the FBI.


Fox orders Ron Howard's IRS comedy

The project from an "Office" writer follows a group of Internal Revenue Service employees in their workplace environment.


David Spade working on a "Joe Dirt" cartoon for TBS

Spade will write the animated comedy, based on his 2001 movie.


Robert Englund to play a "Bones" high school janitor

The "Nightmare on Elm Street" star will work in Booth's old high school.

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January 27, 2010

"Ugly Betty" canceled
ABC has opted to end the "soapcomedy" after four years and declining ratings. Exec producer Silvio Horta and ABC said in a joint statement: "We’ve mutually come to the difficult decision to make this Ugly Betty’s final season, and are announcing now as we want to allow the show ample time to write a satisfying conclusion. We are extremely proud of this groundbreaking series, and felt it was important to give the fans a proper farewell."


"John Redcorn" from "King of the Hill" beaten up

Actor Jonathan Joss says he was walking near his San Antonio home Saturday night when he was hassled by "three young punks." Joss said he suffered a "split lip, black eyes, a lump on my head and my manhood very badly bruised."


CW orders "Gilmore Girls" creator's farm drama plus "La Femme Nikita" remake

Amy Sherman-Palladino's "The Wyoming Project" will be set on a horse farm in the Midwest or Rocky Mountains, while MCG's "Nikita" will have the title heroine going rogue.


Report: MTV settles "Jersey Shore" contract dispute

Each cast member will get $10,000 per episode for Season 2, though OK! says the deal has yet to be signed.


"Lost" — The Subway map"

Check out the "Dharma Rapid Transit" map.


"Kyle XY" star sued by manager

Emzo Lamblet claims he was stiffed for the 10% of Matt Dallas' paycheck that was suppposed to go to him.


Ivana Trump evicted from "Celebrity Big Brother"

She was voted least popular among the seven remaining contestants.

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January 27, 2010

Katy Perry wants "Idol" job permanently, especially after her Kara takedown
Katy last night gave Kara DioGuardi a long-deserved dissing (watch the video), sniping at one point to her fellow female judge: "This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart. You have to have talent!" And when Kara began singing "I Kissed a Girl," Perry shot back: "Please stop before I throw my Coke in your face!" "I make 'em cry all the time," Perry joked of her judging experience. "The 'American Idol' experience was awesome. If I was offered that job as a permanent host, I would ditch my career and take on that career."
Kara dismisses feud with Katy: "It was really funny"
Why no Crying Girl audition? // Perez Hilton lobbying to replace Simon
"Project Runway's" Daniel Franco does an "Idol" audition
Turns out Andrew Garcia really can sing // Joe Jonas becomes ruthless tonight

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January 27, 2010

Jay Leno tells Oprah: I plan to talk to Conan, but not now
"I haven't talked to him through all this," Jay says in the interview airing Thursday (watch the trailer). "No, I haven't." Leno says he wanted to phone O'Brien, 46, "but it didn't seem appropriate … I don't know. I think it — let things cool down and maybe we'll talk, you know."


In defense of Leno: "Why the hate?"

Those arguing that Leno doesn't deserve "The Tonight Show" seem to forget that mainstream America doesn't care for edgy and quirky comedians like Conan O'Brien, according to Michelle Cottle. She writes of "The Tonight Show": "For many, it’s like a televised sleeping pill. And for this, viewers do not want cutting-edge quips or hip snark or comedic artistry. They want vaguely topical humor that makes them feel like they’re in touch with the news of the day but that doesn’t make them think too hard. Just as key, they want that humor delivered by someone familiar, someone benign, someone as soothing as a glass of warm milk. The scarier the times, the greater the need for a reassuring (in Leno’s case, downright cartoonish) face reinterpreting the day." PLUS: 3 reasons to stop being pissed about the Conan situation.


Will Ferrell's wife gave birth just hours after performing on Conan's final show

A very pregnant Viveca Paulin, ("my lady Dawn") who was part of the "Free Bird" ending Friday night, gave birth to her third son on Saturday morning.


Ex-"Heroes" star Adrian Pasdar busted for DUI

The actor was caught early this morning allegedly going more than 90 miles per hour on the 405.


Study: The more advanced your educational degree, the less TV you watch

Conversely, the less educated you are, the more TV you're likely to watch.


"HIMYM" lands Jennifer Lopez

J.Lo will guest on the show in March, playing a self-help author named Anita Appleby.

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January 27, 2010

Snooki the Sage: "Jersey" star offers timeless insights into the human condition
A closer look at Snooki's sayings reveals that there is a certain wisdom to her words. "Imagine my delight in discovering that every single word out of Snooki's mouth is rich with metaphor!" says Heather Havrilesky. "Remember Peter Seller's simpleminded gardener, Chance, in the 1979 comedy 'Being There,' whose statements ('As long as the roots are not severed, all is well') were revealed to be cunning explorations of larger philosophical and socioeconomic themes? Snooki is just like that, but with bigger hair."
Snooki: I've been offered my own "Shot at Love"-style reality show
Snooki disses Jerry Springer // Nude photos of Jwoww?
U of Wisconson law students want "Jersey" cast to speak at graduation
Kristen Bell: I was SO excited to meet the "Jersey Shore" cast

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ODDS & ENDS

January 27, 2010

Can Apple's iPad become a TV game-changer?

NFL Network will set a record with a 8 1/2 -hour Super Bowl pregame show

Conan sells NBC another pilot: "The Pink House"

Andy Samberg's "SNL" Digital Shorts finally get called out

Kristen Bell: Watch my film this weekend if you want a "Veronica Mars" movie

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