July 2011

July 13, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld comes to Jon Stewart's rescue on "The Daily Show"
Watch at the six-minute mark as Seinfeld — to Jerry Springer-esque chants — performed comedy therapy on Stewart.


Lea Michele: "It's all part of the plan and it's all good!"

The "Glee" star took to Twitter to confirm her exit after next season, saying "It's going to make Season 3 amazing!!!" She added: "This is just the beginning!!"


Craig Ferguson visits Jay Leno, performs a lap dance

It was "Damages" star Rose Byrne who was the recipient of Ferguson's grinding.


Coming to DirecTV: Artie Lange?

One week after his brief return to radio, the former Howard Stern sidekick is in talks to star in a Fox Sports Radio show with comic Nick DiPaolo that would be simulcast on DirecTV.


Casey Anthony may give NBC an exclusive interview

The Peacock this week flew out Anthony's lawyer, Jose Baez, to talk about a possible interview.


DirecTV has John Goodman robocall subscribers to promote "Damages"

Customers of a certain demographic got calls featuring Goodman's voice.


"Boardwalk Empire's" Paz de la Huerta plans to plead guilty in bar fight

She'll plead to "harassment" of "The City" star Samantha Swetra, a plea that is considered a violation and not a crime.


NBC's new entertainment president helped develop "Glee" and "Modern Family"

Meet Jennifer Salke, who will be in charge of NBC's development of scripted shows.


"Big Brother": We have no plans to bring back Evel Dick

"Once you're out of the bubble, you cannot come back into the game," says exec producer Allison Grodner.


"Friday Night Lights" getting a complete series DVD release

The 19-disc package, due out Oct. 4, will include a "beautiful book filled with striking photography from the series."


Sharon Osbourne's stolen wedding recovered after daughter Kelly spots it on BBC

Kelly Osbourne was watching BBC's "Crimewatch" when her mom's stolen ring turned up.


"Alphas" nabs "Lost" alum Rebecca Mader

She'll guest as "a mysterious Alpha."

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July 13, 2011

"Glee" dropping Chris Colfer, Lea Michele, Cory Monteith after next season
Ryan Murphy says those three will graduate at the end of the year, and won't be brought back for Season 4. Murphy tells The Hollywood Reporter he already ran his graduation plans by Colfer and Michele, and got their okay. But he has yet to talk to Monteith about leaving. Monteith will turn 30 next season, on May 11. "You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you for not being realistic, or you can be really true to life and say when they started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at the end of their senior year.


MTV renews "Teen Wolf"

After averaging 1.7 million viewers, the freshman drama will be back next season.


"HIMYM" snatches Kal Penn from Obama

The White House aide will play a love interest for Robin.


"Castle" gets a new boss: "24's" ex-first lady

Penny Johnson Jerald, President Palmer's former wife, will become a series regular on the ABC drama.


TLC will show Jesse James & Kat Von D's romance

Their coupling will be featured on Season 5 of "L.A. Ink."


Mark Ruffalo joins Keith Olbermann's "Countdown"

The actor will serve as an official "contributor."

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July 13, 2011

"All My Children" might debut on the web 3 days after its TV exit — with Susan Lucci
The online company Prospect Park is considering setting "AMC's" relaunch for Monday, Sept. 26 — just three days after "AMC" signs off from ABC. There's also talk, according to TV Guide, of Lucci returning in some capacity.


Letterman theater ransacker apologizes

I never meant for this to happen," says Jimmy Whittemore, who adds: "I'm ashamed. I'm still bothered. I just want to apologize to the theater people."


Why "Breaking Bad" is better than "The Sopranos," "The Wire," "Mad Men"

Those are the four best TV shows of the past decade, says Chuck Klosterman. But according to him, "Breaking Bad" stands above the rest. "I suspect Breaking Bad will be the least remembered of these four shows and will probably be the least influential over time," he says. "Yet there's one profound difference between this series and the other three, and it has to do with its handling of morality: Breaking Bad is the only one built on the uncomfortable premise that there's an irrefutable difference between what's right and what's wrong, and it's the only one where the characters have real control over how they choose to live."


"America's Got Talent" defeats baseball's All-Star Game

In fact, the All-Star Game may have seen its worst ratings last night.


Did Conan steal a sketch from a Cleveland comedy troupe?

The Last Call Cleveland comedy troupe alleges that it was first to come up with the idea of having two comedians perform at the same time.


Britain's opposition leader is following a "West Wing" strategy

Ed Miliband, head of the UK Labour Party, is so enamored by President Jed Bartlet that his aides end meetings with "Let Bartlet be Bartlet."


Did Larry David go too far with "Curb's" tampon joke?

David perhaps did go too far with his gag of teaching a 13-year-old girl how to insert a tampon.


Oprah show's 100 best lessons will follow Rosie O'Donnell on OWN

Oprah this morning posted on Facebook that not only is she learning to swim, but "I'm also taking The Oprah Show library of 4560 shows and redesigning them into the 100 best lessons I've learned about everything that can help you live a better life. Those will start airing Oct. 10. Same day as Rosie."


Can Ted Danson revive "CSI"?

With his unusual casting, CBS continues its habit of casting longtime TV stars as leads of big series, says Eric Deggans, who adds that CBS appears to have ended its brief flirtation with having minority actors as leads.


Seth Meyers: ESPYs is less intimidating than Obama

The "SNL" star tonight hosts his 2nd consecutive ESPN ESPY awards.


Does the San Francisco Giants make for great reality TV?

Showtime's "The Franchise" debuts tonight with a vibe that is similar to HBO's "Hard Knocks." PLUS: One player's designer jeans got the documentary series going.


Introducing "Project Runway" new batch of designers

Lifetime has 20 designers on tap for Season 9.


"Dance Moms" is like a crazier version of "Toddlers & Tiaras"

Premiering tonight, the Lifetime reality show follows little girls who learn dancing and their pushy moms. PLUS: The title is as bad as it sounds.

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WEDNESDAY ODDS & ENDS

July 13, 2011

"Big Brother" responds to Jeff's homophobic rant

MTV hires off-duty San Diego cops to appease "Real World" neighbors

Did Tom Green invent planking in 1994 on his cable show?

Larry the Cable Guy doesn't have a Southern accent in real life

Shonda Rhimes: This is not the last season of "Grey's Anatomy"

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July 13, 2011

Roseanne brings the funny to Lifetime's "Roseanne's Nuts"
"There are no overproduced glamorous outings," says Mary McNamara, "no sound-track manipulated showdowns, no manufactured feuds — everyone in the pilot has the easy genial mien of friends helping out an odd but beloved neighbor. There's even a trio of local musicians providing a transitional tune. The result is an occasionally weird, occasionally hilarious show that is simultaneously a window into the life of an eccentric performer and a wickedly fun send-up of the genre, dating all the way to Paris Hilton and 'The Simple Life.'"
Surprisingly, Roseanne is boring // Roseanne is perfect for the reality TV format
Why did Roseanne bail on her last reality show, 2003's "The Real Roseanne"?


Can "Rescue Me" get back on track for its final season?

Dennis Leary's Tommy Gavin has evolved so much he's begun to sound like Denise Leary, as James Poniewozik points out: "In the return episode," he writes, "Tommy goes on a long riff about celebrities who endorse products, not an unbelievable thing for a firefighter to joke about, but so close to Leary's non-'Rescue Me' material that it took me away from the character."
"Rescue Me" is going out strong // "Rescue Me": The anti-"Blue Bloods"?


"Damages" returns, feeling fresh on DirecTV

The canceled FX drama is just as spiteful and wildly entertaining on the satellite provider. "Fans of the series who worried that DirecTV’s bailout might have come at the expense of dumbing down Damages can rest easy," says Glenn Garvin. "It employs the same loop-de-loop storytelling style as always, alternating flashbacks and flash-forwards as the plot — inevitably one of high-stakes political and corporate corruption — assembles itself like a sinister jigsaw puzzle." PLUS: How did DirecTV impact Season 4?

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July 13, 2011

ABC renews "Rookie Blue
The summer cop series will return for a 3rd season.


Drea de Matteo and Sophia Bush are "Mob Wives"

Watch their Funny or Die parody.


AMC to promote "The Walking Dead" Sunday during "Breaking Bad"

A first-look "Dead" video will air during "Bad's" season premiere on Sunday.


Bette Middler drops out of HBO's Phil Spector movie

Doctor's orders forced Middler to exit the movie, after she reportedly suffered a herniated disc.


Anderson Cooper gives a dramatic reading of Snooki's novel

Incidentally, Snooki is releasing a 2nd novel.

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July 13, 2011

Oprah becomes CEO of Oprah Winfrey Network
She'll also assume the title of "chief creative officer," while her former executive producer Sheri Salata will become a co-president. PLUS: "Oprah: Behind the Scenes" will devote 3 episodes to her finale.


Jesse Spencer signs on for more "House"

"I'm coming back for Season 8 with a tan and a busted board," he wrote on Twitter.


"16 and Pregnant" star arrested for shoplifting and drugs

Aubrey Wolters allegedly stole $29.66 worth of cosmetics from Walmart. When police searched her, they say they found drugs in her possession.


"Harry Potter" homophobia strikes "Big Brother"

Jeff Schroeder is anti-Dumbledore because, he claims, the "Harry Potter" character is gay.

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July 12, 2011

"CSI's" new boss: Ted Danson!
Danson, surprisingly, will replace Laurence Fishburne as "CSI" supervisor — while staying on as a cast member on HBO's "Bored to Death."  According to Deadline, Danson was first approached two weeks ago. "From the moment we all started talking about the role, it was clear he couldn't be more perfect," says exec producer Don McGill. "Intelligence, wit, warmth, depth of character and emotion, he brings it all. And now he'll have to bring latex gloves, too."

July 12, 2011

"Harry's Law" adds Mark Valley and Jean Smart
It's a David E. Kelley reunion as "Boston Legal" alum Valley joins "Law" full-time, while Smart will appear as part of a multi-episode arc.


"7th Heaven's" David Gallagher to play a "Vampire Diaries" werewolf

He'll guest on the first two episodes of the season.


Watch "The X Factor" judges in action

The World Premiere Preview: Is that a nicer, soft-hearted Simon Cowell!?

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July 12, 2011

Juliette Lewis joins "The Firm"
She'll play Josh Lucas' "feisty, sexy receptionist" in the remake of the Tom Cruise movie and John Grisham novel.


An appreciation: Sherwood Schwartz died having had the last laugh

"It's not that his shows," says James Poniewozik, "were secretly more sophisticated than they claimed to be: they were broad comedies with wacky misunderstandings, coconut phones and theme songs (which he wrote himself) that told you exactly who all the characters were and how they got together. But Schwartz had a knack for the kind of premise, simple but flexible, that would provide endless setups and hit a sweet spot of audience identification."
Read Schwartz's farewell letter // Florence Henderson: He changed my life
Schwartz also a genius at theme songs, having worked on "Gilligan's" and "Brady"


"Smash" will probe a real-life developing Broadway musical for ideas

Writers will visit "On a Clear Day," which is being directed by a Tony winner who also serves as a consulting producer on "Smash."


"All My Children"/"One Life to Live" stars could see salaries slashed for the Web

It's beginning to look like many of "AMC" and "OLTL's" biggest stars won't make the transition to the web — unless they agree to big salary cuts.


Chris Harrison: We haven't decided if Emily Maynard is the next "Bachelorette"

"It's obviously been bantered about," he says. "We're not idiots, we talked about it, of course, but it hadn’t even been broached to her. It is way too soon."


Check out Al Pacino as Phil Spector

The actor was spotted Monday filming the HBO movie based on Spector's life.


"Alphas" delivers Syfy its biggest new series debut in 2 years

About 2.5 million watched last night's series premiere.


"Big Bang" ex joins "Gossip Girl"

Penny's ex-boyfriend Brian Smith will pop up on the CW show's season premiere.


"Survivor" producer accused of killing his wife to be extradied to Mexico

Bruce Beresford-Redman is expected to appeal today's decision.


"Hawaii Five-0" adds a new (female) team member

"Happy Town" alum Lauren German will join the CBS series next season. PLUS: Larisa Oleynik will be back this fall.


Charlaine Harris to stop writing Sookie Stackhouse novels

The author who inspired "True Blood" will stop with her 13th book. PLUS: Alan Ball explains this week's "True Blood" shocker, and "True Blood" guys cover TV Guide.


Go behind the scenes of Ricky Gervais' new comedy

Is "Life's Too Short" prepping a "Star Wars" spoof?


Why Zooey Deschanel was wrong

"The New Girl" star claims she didn't diss Downtown L.A., but evidence backs up the L.A. Times columnist who called her a "snobby cow" and refusing to back down.


Play the "Breaking Bad" webcomic game

Featuring Jesse Pinkman in "The Cost of Doing Business."


Check out the "Glee 3D Concert Movie" poster and images

Coming to theaters on Aug. 19.


Watch Nick's newest promo for "The '90s Are All That"

Debuting July 25 on TeenNick.


Letterman enlists Regis Philbin to help him interview Roseanne

Why was Reege on "The Late Show" couch?


Larry King dances with "SYTYCD's" Nigel Lythgoe

Watch their PSA for "Dance 4 Your Life."

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July 12, 2011

"Rescue Me" headed to the Smithsonian
Denis Leary is donating a firefighter costume and some tools from the FX series to the National Museum of American History.


"Curb Your Enthusiasm's" return is its most-watched episode in 7 years

The 1.7 million who tuned in was up 53% over the Season 7 premiere, thanks in part to its "True Blood" lead-in. PLUS: Did "Curb" intentionally dodge this year's Emmy race?


Will Conan O'Brien's superhero alter ego become a reality?

Coming in 10 days: "The Flaming C."


Inventor creates a coat that plays "The Simpsons"

As Gizmodo describes the LED video coat, "It's a wearable NTSC television made of circuit boards and LED flex boards hot-glued to a standard lab coat."


"Knight Rider" creator sues claiming he was cheated out of profits

Glen Larson, who also produced "Magnum P.I.," "Battlestar Galactica" and "Six Million Dollar Man," alleges that Universal didn't pay him "net profits" from his hit series.


Danica McKellar to make her Comic-Con debut

"The Wonder Years" alum will promote her superhero turn as Miss Martian on Cartoon Network's "Young Justice."


Drake Hogestyn will join Deidre Hall on "Days of Our Lives"

The soap reunion is finally happening.


Las Vegas police searching for a "Sopranos" robber

A man tried to rob a business while wearing a "Sopranos" jersey with the name "Tony" on the back.


Check out "The Walking Dead" board game

Up to four people can play the game due out in September.


Trekkie Mila Kunis ranks the "Star Trek" series

She says "The Next Generation" is the best.


Jake Gyllenhaal really did risk his life for "Man vs. Wild"

The A-list movie star could've fallen to his death.

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July 12, 2011

"Gilligan's Island" and "Brady Bunch" creator Sherwood Schwartz dies at 94
The "TV genius" responsible for two of the most iconic sitcoms died in his sleep of natural causes. Watch an Emmy TV Legends tribute to Schwartz, watch his Hollywood Walk of Fame speech from 2009, Florence Henderson and The Professor on Schwartz, and "Gilligan: The True Hollywood Story."

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July 12, 2011

"Sister Wives" family to sue Utah over its anti-polygamy law
Kody Brown and sister wives plan to argue, via their attorney, using a legal argument virtually identical to the one used by supporters of gay marriage.


Letterman to George Lopez: "Do you like being at midnight?"

"I don't," Lopez responded.


"Jersey Shore" threatens to fire the next cast member who quits

Their contract will be terminated, according to TMZ. PLUS: Angelina visits "NY Ink."


Joel  McHale "trains" Melissa McCarthy on how to announce the Emmys

Watch their "Emmy Training Day."


Fuse vs. ID: Cops are called over cable networks' Twitter feud

Fuse and ID tussled recently after ID placed a  promotional "confessional kiosk" in front of Fuse's offices to promote "Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?" After going back and forth on Twitter, the NYPD had to be called to get ID to remove its kiosk.


Fuel TV orders "Master Debaters with Jay Mohr"

The show will feature a panel of celebrities talking about the latest sports and entertainment news with Mohr, ex-baseball player Eric Byrnes and comic Na'im Lynn.


Bam Magera tattoos Ryan Dunn's name on his wrist

He wanted to commemorate the late "Jackass" before the debut of his new show that he worked on with Dunn, Spike TV's "Bam's World Domination."


AMC will re-air every "Mad Men" episode from the pilot

The Sunday morning encores kick off July 31.


Police: Ex-"Melrose Place" star Amy Locane laughed after killing woman in DUI crash

Amy Locane-Bovenizer is currently on trial over the alleged drunk-driving death of a 60-year-old woman.


Jewel & Ty Murray welcome a son

The reality couple welcomed Kase Townes Murray on Monday evening.

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July 11, 2011

ABC mulls ending "Desperate Housewives" next season
A decision could be by the time ABC meets with TV critics on Aug. 7, or execs may wait until the season premieres to see if ratings hold up.


Florida pawn shop called "Pawn Star" refuses to change its name

A&E Television fired off a cease and desist letter to the pawn shop with the name similar to the show "Pawn Stars." But the owner of "Pawn Star" says he registered the name in 2006 — three years before the TV "Pawn Stars."


TNT offers a glimpse of the "Dallas" reboot

Watch the 1-minute preview shown Monday night.


"Parks and Rec" is giving a story arc to Ron Swanson's facial hair

"The current plan," says exec producer Mike Schur, "is for Ron's facial hair to go through a lot of changes in the first few episodes. He'll have several different looks in the first few episodes if things stay the way they're planned."


Tori Spelling & Jenny McCarthy to help out "Millionaire Matchmaker"

They'll serve as advisers when the Bravo show returns to L.A. for Season 5.


Casting news: Callum Keith Rennie joins "The Firm"

He'll play Josh Lucas' older brother in the remake of the 1993 film. MORE CASTING: Michelle Krusiec joins "Fringe," "White Collar" adds Dylan Baker, and "Harry's Law" promotes Christopher McDonald to series regular.


Jamie Foxx's Fox sketch comedy show debuts Aug. 14

Watch a preview of "The Many Faces of Affion Crockett."


Emily Maynard: "Bachelor" Brad couldn't give me the support I needed

"I didn’t have that reassurance and maybe we didn’t have what it takes to last forever," she says.


Avril Lavigne coming to "America's Got Talent"

She'll perform two songs on Wednesday's episode.


Conan O'Brien trades tweets with Tim Pawlenty

The Republican presidential candidate plans to reveal his "Team Coco wig."

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July 11, 2011

Letterman mocks "The Late Show" intruder
On Monday's show, Dave played "security cam footage" and presented a Theater Break-in Top 10.

July 11, 2011

"Dexter's" Michael C. Hall reacts to Casey Anthony
"You're confusing fiction and reality, brother," he tells a TMZ cameraman.


ABC Family renews "Melissa & Joey"

The freshman series will be back for Season 2 in 2012.


MTV unveils the "Jersey Shore" official Italian portrait

This time, they aren't works of art. PLUS: Ronnie enters pre-trial intervention for 2009 assault.


Courteney Cox named "home editor" for a fashion/lifestyle website

The "Cougar Town" star has joined xojane.com from former Jane and Sassy editor Jane Pratt. (Read her first post)


Is there too much food TV?

The deluge of food reality shows has resulted in "foodie chaos," says one "Top Chef Masters" judge.


"Torchwood: Miracle Day" opens to strong ratings

The 1.5 million matched "Camelot's" numbers, which were the highest-rated Starz numbers at the time.


Bear Grylls: I rang up Jake Gyllenhaal after learning I was his "buddy"

Gyllenhaal appears tonight on "Man vs. Wild," but the connection wasn't made until the movie star — who didn't know Grylls — referred to him as "my buddy" on a talk show.


Why TNT's "Dallas" remake is a bad idea

It was very much a show of the '80s. So if you're going to remake "Dallas," why not do it in a city that is to today what Dallas was in the '80s?


"Curb Your Enthusiasm's" return wasn't up to par

It will get better, says Matt Zoller Seitz, who says last night's episode was substandard, with the gags driving the storyline instead of the other way around. PLUS: The girlscout scene was spectacularly funny, and "Curb" tackles baseball all season.


Basement scenes are "True Blood's" equivalent of Aaron Sorkin's walk 'n talk"

That's according to Molly Lambert, who adds: "It's like we won't notice people are just standing around doing expositional dialogue as long as somebody is getting whipped or drawn and quartered in the corner." PLUS: PLUS: Was that rape?, you'll remember Bill's new girlfriend from "Dexter," Eric Northmann makes a PSA, and why does everybody say Sookie's name differently?


Why "Men of a Certain Age" deserves to live

The TNT drama's cancelation would be like "Friday Night Lights" getting the axe after its first season. PLUS: "Men" is TNT's best series ever.


"Closer" kicks off final season: Why wasn't Kyra Sedgwick more influential?

Sure, Sedgwick's Deputy Police Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson inspired many older TV actresses  to star in cable TV shows. But, as Eric Deggans, points out, her realistic take on being a cop has been lost on many other "lady cops" — many of whom are in the mold of "SVU's" Mariska Hargitay. "The Closer" broke all the rules of having female cops be from a male's perspective Meanwhile, he adds, "Female crime fighters on shows such as 'Castle,' 'In Plain Sight,' 'Chase' and 'V' continued the trend with leather jackets, deep dark secrets, a tendency to beat up guys and an inability to have normal romantic relationships."
Sedgwick: "I just felt like, 'Why not leave when we're on top?'"
Sedgwick will live-tweet tonight's season premiere
Mary McDonnell on "Closer" return // A visit to "The Closer" set


"Alphas" is more "No Ordinary Family" than "Heroes"

The Syfy series, debuting tonight, is a hybrid sci-fi show, says Mike Hale, "a science-fiction action series that also wants to be a heart-tugging law-and-order procedural, the type where the crime-fighting team represents a bickering but affectionate family." PLUS: David Strathairn makes it very watchable, it feels like a "Heroes" reboot, and meet the alphas.

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MONDAY ODDS & ENDS

July 11, 2011

"The Good Wife's" husband/wife creators weigh in on Anthony Weiner & Schwarzenegger

"Cake Boss" bakes 7-Eleven a Slurpee birthday cake

"The Bachelor" host surprised Emily & Brad didn't work out

Twitter, rest of the Internet have changed the nature of spoilers

L.A. Times upsets Zooey Deschanel by calling her a "snobby cow"

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July 11, 2011

MTV uses works of art to promote "Jersey Shore" in Italy
Check out Mona Lisa Snooki.

July 11, 2011

Lisa Lampanelli gets a Logo reality show from producer Chelsea Handler
"Big Loud Lisa" will follow Lampanelli's life on the road with her newlywed husband. PLUS: Logo has also picked up Carol Leifer's "Out in the Burbs," reality show "Design My Dog" and "Ballet Beach."


The Beatles may perform at the 2012 London Olympics

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are considering putting together a new version of the Beatles, with the sons of George Harrison and John Lennon representing the departed band members.


"Undercover Boss" reruns go to TLC and Oprah Winfrey Network

The CBS reality show will hit syndication in fall 2012.

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July 11, 2011

Report: Dr. Drew puts "Celebrity Rehab" on hiatus
Drew Pinsky is said to be too busy with his other TV jobs — including the syndicated "Life Changers" and HLN's "Dr. Drew Show" — to do another season. So he's taking a breaking from the VH1 show.


Robert Osborne taking a 3-month break from TCM for "minor surgery"

The 79-year-old Osborne will under minor surgery, followed by a vacation, according to the Turner Classic Movies website. He'll be replaced by guest hosts, including Tippi Hedren and Robert Wagner.


"Single Ladies" gets a visit from its exec producer, Queen Latifah

Tonight Latifah guests as a newscaster who once slept with Stacey Dash's character.

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